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Cassie is intoxicated

Cassie said:
My drunken posting night was kinda boring cause everyone vanished. IT'S NO FUN DURNKL POSTING BY YOURSELF!
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Sorry. Between working,food shopping, sharing the computer(new lap top arrives tommorrow yay!), and renting video games I didn't get online until late night/early morning yesterday.
 
NO EXCUSES!
 
I was out doing things.
 
I want to wank and cum.
 
How do you plan to take advantage of the fact that Cassie was drunk 24 hours ago?
 
its all part of the plan, do you wish to be part of it?
 
I am going to take advantage of this too.
 
How?
 
Take advantage of our american freedom.
 
were we American!
 
I was always wary of canadians. Acting all peaceful and whatnot. But, who knows what you people are up to with your vast uncharted forrestlands and your silly qebequois in-laws.
 
YOU KNOW TOO MUCH!
 
CAN YOU PLAYS SPOONS WHILST DOING THE DANCE OF THE SEVEN VEILS, CASSIUS MAXIMUS, OVERSEER OF THE MINE FIELD'S URGES?
 
I CAN PLAY SPOONS OVER MIAMI ON YOUR NOGGIN WHILST DANCING WITH CAPTAIN KIRK ON JANEWAY'S BUN.
 
HARK, FORSOOTH DOTH JANEWAY'S BUN TUNETH YONDER FINE TUNE TO ONE AND ALL!
 
something much, much, worse.....




TPTB will force you to eat a sandwich containing Kraft Cheese Slices.


hmmm...actually that's pretty scary; maybe I - er- I mean, TPTB - won't do THAT, - but something else pretty dire, nonetheless!!!
cook with hydrogenated margarine instead of olive oil?
listen to Celine Dion CDs?
watch Madonna performing her dreadful forays onto the silver screen?



o the humanity!
 
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