Sorry --long day at work. Thanks for the feedback, everyone.
Conchaga said:
Discovered some that you missed Nixon. How about these?
Loktar - Kevin James
curiousa2z - Monica Bellucci
RommieSG - DJ Qualls
You have no idea how happy it makes me to find a place for DJQ in this cinematic masterpiece --thank you times infinity!
Blazerboy - Leo DeCaprio (sorry Eggs, but it works)
Enkephalen - Linda Fiorentino
Bickendan/Malarky/Lilac - Alexis Denisof
Colonel Kira's Left Tit - Donald Southerland (Think Animal House)
S
utherland. Yeah, I know --persnickety-- but when I see yours I hear "SOWtherland".
Sardonica - John Cleese
Eggs Mayonnaise - Nathan Lane (as I said before)
Tisiphone I'd recast as someone who's a mix of Lucy Lawless and Helena Bonham Carter (per her role in Fight Club). Jennifer Love Hewitt is too cutsey for Tis.
If there were a way to punk-ify and/or goth-ify Catherine Bell, would it work?
I like your pick of Seth Rogen for me. He'd have to shave and let his hair grow out to look the part. Yet, he's definitely a lot taller than I am. Still, good pick.
I had something of an epiphany as I was agonizing over who would play you in particular. I was getting hung up on everyone's "look", and with you being one of the more visible members here, was having a hell of a time coming up with someone at least
reasonably well-known that matched your frankly babyfaced demeanor (before this pisses you off, keep reading). Finally I realized that what I needed were actors that could do justice to the personalities here, and that was more important than resemblances (although I still tried to get as close as possible). Seth Rogen definitely has your jovial-but-can-likely-kick-your-ass quality.
After that hurdle, the rest came pretty easily, and probably explains some other choices (like Catherine Keener for Laker_Girl).