I wouldn't take that bet.
However, now I have to tell you a story about my old cat Aggie.
Aggie was seriously mean.
One day, the neighbors dog was out loose and that dog ran up and grabbed Aggie off my front porch, where she was sitting beside me, and took off with her in his mouth. I knew she had gotten away from him when I found her somewhat later sitting on top of the neighbor's house. Next time that dog came out into his back yard, she jumped on him from off the roof and tore the crap out of him. Her little 8 lbs. nearly murdered his 60.
I don't know that puppy dog would have had blackeyes, but I do know he never, ever, ever, ever thought about grabbing up Aggie and taking off with her again.
Just because they look sweet and they are all purring and cuddly and loveable and small and furry does not mean they can't clock you.