Dirk Funk
Evil Penguin
I don't try to be funny, just slightly insane. I think "What would the crazy guy on the corner who's arguing with his shoes say in this situation?" Then I do that.
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- Thread starter CaptainWacky
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I don't try to be funny, just slightly insane. I think "What would the crazy guy on the corner who's arguing with his shoes say in this situation?" Then I do that.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
It would be nice to have a normal conversation, maybe.
Dirk Funk
Evil Penguin
What's the fun in that?
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
I chat with random strangers all the time.
Only it's yahoo chatrooms and they're usually bots
Only it's yahoo chatrooms and they're usually bots
Dirk Funk
Evil Penguin
I chat with random strangers all the time.
Only it's yahoo chatrooms and they're usually bots
They should call it Yahoo BotRoom. I went in there a few times looking for cybersex and it's like 99% populated by bots.
Mirah
I love you
WTF
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: AAAAAARGGGGH!!!!!!
You: I don't want to say hi
Stranger: IM HIT!!!!!!1
Stranger: MEDIC!!!!
You: Aye matey
Stranger: GET A DISPENSER OVER HERE!!!!!!!!!
You: Man overboard!
You: I don't have a dispenser
Stranger: CALL IN AIR SUPPORT!!!!!!1
You: you are going to have to bleed or something
Stranger: WE NEED TO HOLD THIS LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: help is on the way
Stranger: GET ON THAT MG42!!!
Stranger: WATCH THE RIGHT FLANK!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: PRIVATE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
You: the medics became trapped in the snow, we are all alone now, no one is coming to help us, or you
You: I will leave you alone to go get help
Stranger: THERES NO FUCKING SNOW HERE!!!!!
Stranger: WE'RE IN NAM GOD DAMN IT!'
You: yes there is, they went the wrong way
Stranger: WHERE THE FUCK IS SARGE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
You: well Fuck You then! How the hell could I know?!!!! WTF
You: they are all dead! Deal with it
Stranger: Private,.......I can.........I can see the light.
Stranger: You need to hold this line...
Stranger: Tell.........tell.............tell my wife.........that I love her
Stranger: *dies*
Stranger: Wow.
You: LOL
Stranger: Way to go retard.
You: I let you die
Stranger: You let me die.
You: I want to fuck your wife
Stranger: Youre a disgrace to the army.
Stranger: Get out of my sight.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: AAAAAARGGGGH!!!!!!
You: I don't want to say hi
Stranger: IM HIT!!!!!!1
Stranger: MEDIC!!!!
You: Aye matey
Stranger: GET A DISPENSER OVER HERE!!!!!!!!!
You: Man overboard!
You: I don't have a dispenser
Stranger: CALL IN AIR SUPPORT!!!!!!1
You: you are going to have to bleed or something
Stranger: WE NEED TO HOLD THIS LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: help is on the way
Stranger: GET ON THAT MG42!!!
Stranger: WATCH THE RIGHT FLANK!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: PRIVATE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
You: the medics became trapped in the snow, we are all alone now, no one is coming to help us, or you
You: I will leave you alone to go get help
Stranger: THERES NO FUCKING SNOW HERE!!!!!
Stranger: WE'RE IN NAM GOD DAMN IT!'
You: yes there is, they went the wrong way
Stranger: WHERE THE FUCK IS SARGE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
You: well Fuck You then! How the hell could I know?!!!! WTF
You: they are all dead! Deal with it
Stranger: Private,.......I can.........I can see the light.
Stranger: You need to hold this line...
Stranger: Tell.........tell.............tell my wife.........that I love her
Stranger: *dies*
Stranger: Wow.
You: LOL
Stranger: Way to go retard.
You: I let you die
Stranger: You let me die.
You: I want to fuck your wife
Stranger: Youre a disgrace to the army.
Stranger: Get out of my sight.
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: ARE YOU A GOD?
Stranger: are you a pirate
Stranger: i am a pirate god
You: OMG
You: SO AM I!
You: but I moonlight as a CRACKWHORE on the weekends
You: gotta make ends meet
Stranger: nice. i prefer black tar heroine, but i guess i was just raised on that stuff.
Stranger: bitch gotta get paid, ya hear?
You: DAMN STRAIGHT
You: Tyrone he call me
You: he say where my money BITCH
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi
You: ARE YOU A GOD?
Stranger: are you a pirate
Stranger: i am a pirate god
You: OMG
You: SO AM I!
You: but I moonlight as a CRACKWHORE on the weekends
You: gotta make ends meet
Stranger: nice. i prefer black tar heroine, but i guess i was just raised on that stuff.
Stranger: bitch gotta get paid, ya hear?
You: DAMN STRAIGHT
You: Tyrone he call me
You: he say where my money BITCH
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I wonder if anyone's met their future wife on their yet.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Amazing!
Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
More like having a CHANG with a random stranger!
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
This scares the hell out of me.
THANKS INTERNETS.
THANKS INTERNETS.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Kids today!