Clive Owen has green eyes

whisky · Nov 9, 2009

and so do I, therefor we must be equally good looking.

Yub · Nov 9, 2009

I'm chubby like Jack Black therefore I must be as awesome.

I Love Cunt · Nov 9, 2009

pics plz or it didn't happen.
I have brown hair like Sandra Bullock so I must be as goofy?
Or sucking Jesse James Cock?

whisky · Nov 9, 2009

Clive Owen

Me

See, its uncanny.

Mirah · Nov 9, 2009

Wow thats amazing! Its definitely in the eyes.

Tisiphone · Nov 9, 2009

Can you also kill someone with a carrot?

whisky · Nov 9, 2009

I probably could, but dont really want to.

curiousa2z · Nov 9, 2009

lol - oh yeah - I'd forgotten that bit. ew.

Tisiphone · Nov 9, 2009

whisky said:
I probably could, but dont really want to.

Why not?

whisky · Nov 9, 2009

The whole going to prison for murder bit

Tisiphone · Nov 9, 2009

Clive never got caught.

whisky · Nov 9, 2009

He did have all his fingers broken though, and I like my fingers to bend where they are supposed to, not where they are not.

Gagh · Nov 9, 2009

I bet you wish you were as equally paid.