Clive Owen has green eyes

[whisky]

and so do I, therefor we must be equally good looking.

 

[Yub]

I'm chubby like Jack Black therefore I must be as awesome.

 

[I Love Cunt]

pics plz or it didn't happen.
I have brown hair like Sandra Bullock so I must be as goofy?
Or sucking Jesse James Cock?

 

[whisky]

Clive Owen

Me

See, its uncanny.

 

[Mirah]

Wow thats amazing! Its definitely in the eyes.

 

[Tisiphone]

Can you also kill someone with a carrot?

 

[whisky]

I probably could, but dont really want to.

 

[curiousa2z]

lol - oh yeah - I'd forgotten that bit. ew.

 

[Tisiphone]

I probably could, but dont really want to.

Why not?

 

[whisky]

The whole going to prison for murder bit

 

[Tisiphone]

Clive never got caught.

 

[whisky]

He did have all his fingers broken though, and I like my fingers to bend where they are supposed to, not where they are not.

 

[Gagh]

I bet you wish you were as equally paid.