CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
COME ON, WE COULD ALL POST ABOUT DAMAR AND BOBBY THE BRAIN HEENAN AND THAT TIME ON BUFFY WHEN GILES GOT DRUNK AND SAID "BLOODY HELL" LOL THAT WAS FUNNY I JUST TRIED TO FIND A YOUTUBE BUT ALL I FOUND WERE A LOAD OF SHITTY BUFYF/GILES SLASH VIDOES I MEAN FOR FUCK'S SAKE HE WAS LITERALLY HER FATHER, WELL, NO, HER FATHER FIGURE, ON TEH SHOW, HE WAS HER FATHER OKAY, FOR ALL INTENTS AND PURPOSES (DON'T YOU HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE SAY "FOR ALL INTENSIVE PURPOSES"? YES, I'VE HEARD PEOPLE SAY THAT!) SO IT WAS FUCKING SICK OF THESE SLASH SCUM TO MAKE FUCKING GILESBUFFY SEX VIDOES, FUCK'S SAKE, I HATE THEM, I HATE THEM ALL, THEY LOOK LIKE HUMAN BUT THEY'RE NOT, I EVEN KILLED THE CHILDRE, WHAT DO YOU THINK FO THAT PADME OH YOU DON'T CARE RIGHT GREAT, HEY 3PO HAD AN OIL BATH SOMEWHERE ABOUT HERE REMEBMER, IT FELT SOOOO GOOD LOL LUKE WAS PLAYING WITH MODEL SPACESHIPS DO YOU THINK HE HAD STAR WARS FIGURES TOO, PROBALBY DID EVEN THOUGH THAT MAKES NO SENESE LOL FUCKING LUKE ANYWAY, COOL GUY THAT LUKE, HE'S A JEDI LIKE HIS FATHER BEFORE HIM, THAT WAS AL INE IN RETURN OF THE JDIE, WELL, NO, NOT THAt, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, ANYWAY, AHSOKA TANO, FUCK YOU I WAON'T DO WHAT YOU TANO ME , WHAT THE FUCKmOT EHR IT'S A NIGHTMARE, OH I MA QUITE BESIDE MYSELF LOL SHE CAN'T DO THAT, SHOOT HER OR SOMETHING, ANYWAY, WHAT WAS I SAYING BEFORE RICH DROVE ME OFF LONAF, OH YEAH, FUCKING POST YOU DINGBATS, YOU SPACEBATES, LOL SPACEBATES ARE PEOPLE WHO MASTURBATE IN SPACE LIKE LUKE SKYLWANKER LOL AND ANAKINS SKYWANKER LOL HE MUST HAVE CRACKED SOME OUT DURING THE CLONE WARS AWAY FROM PADME EH EHE LADIES AND GENTELMEN SALLY SALT EH EH EH WHAT AM I LIKE EH EH EH EH KNOW WHAT I MEAN KNOW WHAT I MEAN, HARRY ENFIELD, THE BRITTAS EMPRIE WAS SHITE, RED DWARF BACK TO EARTH WAS A WASTE OF TIME, SUNNY NOW WITH THE SMOKING GUNNS SAY IT IAN'T SO!
