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Confess something shocking about yourself

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
(But honest confessions, not made up stuff like "I RAPED CHAKOTAY'S GRAN".)

I find Michelle Ryan fairly hot (2008 version, not 2004 huge shoulders version.)
 
I RAPED CHAKOTAY'S GRAN!
 
I knew someone would reply with that. I was hoping it wouldn't be you. :(
 
lol.. SORRY TO DISAPPOINT.

I don't have anything shocking that I haven't already confessed. I find both young and old Shat sexy, everyone already knows.. I named my shower massage THE SHAT, already revealed.
 
Shocking would be if you really prefered Nimoy.
 
My gran watched an old (remastered) Star Trek with me last night.. the one where Spock and Kirk trick the Romulin chick and steal her cloaking device.. she prefers Nimoy!
 
lol.. SORRY TO DISAPPOINT.

I don't have anything shocking that I haven't already confessed. I find both young and old Shat sexy, everyone already knows.. I named my shower massage THE SHAT, already revealed.

you are dead to me.
 
Usually I am too lazy to find a bookmark & will leave books OPEN FACE DOWN THUS RUINING THE SPINES.
true story and the librarians would hate me if they knew. :(
 
^ this is shocking because i really am a bibliophile. just also incredibly lazy.
 
That is quite shocking, genuinely.
 
I know. I'm not proud of that.
 
THE WATCHER HATES THE SHAT?!!!
 
THAT IS NOT POSSIBLE
 
Usually I am too lazy to find a bookmark & will leave books OPEN FACE DOWN THUS RUINING THE SPINES.
true story and the librarians would hate me if they knew. :(

You know the drill... 5 dollars in small unmarked bills or I blab all!


I sometimes BUY cookies at the bakery and dont tell my guests I didn't make them myself.

:retard:
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I am not really an Ewok. Nor am I an anthropomorphic aging scientist duck.
 
I once poured petrol in a ring in a wooden shed, set fire to the ring of petrol then jumped up and down inside the ring.

The shed burned down, I had no eyebrows for a month.
 
Were you trying to raise the Devil?
 
I sat on a man on the bus a few days ago. It was an accident, but it shocked us both.
 
LOL
 
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