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jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
The original advent calendar was a medieval torture device.

Each door opened to a deep box you had to insert your hand in up to your forearm.
 

Mirah

I love you
Tonight on Netflix they will be airing a special called "The 3 wisemen" or "Men explain things" What really happened at the manger.

Scene one: Wise man one: Yo Mary, we brought you some gold.
Wise man two: For the baby
Wise man three: Yeah, the baby.
Wise man two: And Mary, I brought you some frankinsense
Wise man three: And Mary, I brought you some Myrrh
Wise man one: Hey Mary, don't you think you should be keeping the baby warmer?
Wise man two: Joseph looks like he needs a break
Wise man three: (Goes to pet the animals)
 

The Question

Eternal
"Myrrh?! The fuck are we gonna do with fucking myrrrrrrrrrh?! The fuck even IS mmmmmmmmmmmmyrrrrrrrrrrh?! The fuck outta here with your... mmmmmmmmmmMMMMMYRRRRRRRRRRH!!! Leave the gold, though."
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Tonight on Netflix they will be airing a special called "The 3 wisemen" or "Men explain things" What really happened at the manger.

Scene one: Wise man one: Yo Mary, we brought you some gold.
Wise man two: For the baby
Wise man three: Yeah, the baby.
Wise man two: And Mary, I brought you some frankinsense
Wise man three: And Mary, I brought you some Myrrh
Wise man one: Hey Mary, don't you think you should be keeping the baby warmer?
Wise man two: Joseph looks like he needs a break
Wise man three: (Goes to pet the animals)

Joseph was a cuck.
 

The Question

Eternal
Joseph was a cuck.
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