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COVID-19 check in thread

If any of you are 3D printing nerds, maybe you could help save the world https://www.projectopenair.org/
 
As long as people are washing their hands, I'm happy.
 
 
We're all in this together.
 
As long as people are washing their hands, I'm happy.

I washed my tongue today.
 
 
 
McCain Mall in North Little Rock shut down yesterday. LR Mayor is restricting all restaurants to take out only as of today. VA sites restricting to appointments only and they're taking your temperature at the door.
 
I was supposed to be moving house in just over two weeks and I have no idea if it'll be possible now.
 
Fingers crossed for you.
 
I’m working but on a limited schedule in order to reduce contamination with my fellow wage slaves!!
 
Dr Carlos Rodríguez-Díaz There is no evidence that the Covid-19 can be transmitted via either vaginal or anal intercourse. However, kissing is a very common practice during sexual intercourse, and the virus can be transmitted via saliva. Therefore, the virus can be transmitted by kissing. There is also evidence of oral-fecal transmission of the Covid-19 and that implies that analingus may represent a risk for infection. https://www.irishtimes.com/life-and...acy-during-the-coronavirus-outbreak-1.4206811

DO NOT PUT YOUR TONGUE IN OTHER'S PEOPLE'S BUMS.
 
:wah!:
 
Since the world is regressing to a more primitive state, have something primitive(-ish):

 
However, kissing is a very common practice during sexual intercourse...

[Jayne Cobb]That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth![/JC]
 
Dr Carlos Rodríguez-Díaz There is no evidence that the Covid-19 can be transmitted via either vaginal or anal intercourse. However, kissing is a very common practice during sexual intercourse, and the virus can be transmitted via saliva. Therefore, the virus can be transmitted by kissing. There is also evidence of oral-fecal transmission of the Covid-19 and that implies that analingus may represent a risk for infection. https://www.irishtimes.com/life-and...acy-during-the-coronavirus-outbreak-1.4206811

DO NOT PUT YOUR TONGUE IN OTHER'S PEOPLE'S BUMS.

If you lick someone's ass, you deserve whatever happens to you.
 
Pump a rump, hump a dump.
 
Still alive. Got more beer (for science).
 
Pretty sure my wife has it.
 
Been on the spin bike 40 minutes last 2 days. Caught up on Walking Dead. Just took a shower and am about to put one hell of a buzz on.

Looks like this isolation thing is going to be more than two weeks. Looks like our area has been getting good deliveries, so we've been keeping up with stock with everything fortunately. If we can just keep the out of staters the fuck away we can flatten the curve, but they seem to be eyeing us as though they have a right to come in our area and clean out our stores because it's too tight quarters where they currently are. Imagine driving 4 hours from Boston because you know the stores will have stuff for you to hoard? Don't know how that's going to evolve, but it already is making things difficult.
 
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