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COVID-19 check in thread

My nephew's live in girlfriend has tested positive. She's a nurse and she's young but they're pretty much quarantined now. I'm sure things will be fine but that hits a little close to home.
 
I'm happy I still have a job.
 
Not Peppy!
 
 
Just found out my ex had it.

Problem is, it's the wrong one.
 
Oh dear!
 
I was hanging out on IRC this afternoon and someone called me a nut. Do we think I'm a nut? And if so what sort of nut would I be? I'm thinking I'd be a walnut, but on the off days I might be a Brazil nut.
 
Yes.
 
What the ACTUAL fuck.

 
Dr Oz is a piece of shit.
 


Creamy hands...
 
What’s Dr Oz’s accent? He sounds like he’s bitten his tongue (but not in the sense that he should have).
 
Well, the internet says Cleveland, but I don't know what a Cleveland accent sounds like.
 
Cassie said:
Well, the internet says Cleveland, but I don't know what a Cleveland accent sounds like.
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He was born in Cleveland but his parents emigrated from Turkey.
 
He is the reason schools will have shootings when they return!


(I don't even know if my comment makes sense. BUT HIS SURE DOESN'T!}
 
What a wanker.
 


Dr Phil, another one made famous by Oprah, thinks 360,000 people a year die in swimming pools... I guess drowning is contagious. (the real number is 3,600)
 
He's not even a real Phil.
 
Why I love Mike Scott and follow him on Twitter and why everyone should buy every Waterboys album ever released:

 
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