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Cruel things you did as a kid

I worked at a place once where some mystery person would coil the largest turd ever seen in a toilet every so often and never use toilet paper. As the investigation intensified the mystery person coiled one on the manager's desk. Then this person began writing messages like "Do bongs!"" on the stall walls with his shit. I quit unable to use the bathroom out of fear of being contaminated. Soon the guy was caught masturbating behind a newspaper in the lunch room and confessed to being the phantom shitter. After that I saw the guy handing out ketchup samples in front of the grocery store and I walked by saying loudly to him so everybody could hear" Do you wipe your ass now?" He hung his head in shame.
 
It's at least imaginative
 
No, actually quite derivative. you haven't worked with as many adolescent boys as I have.
"ooh! I'm using potty language! See how outrageous I am!! Look at me! Look at me!"

*politely stifles a yawn*

bored now.
 
if it continues, I may follow Eggs' example with Luci's posts and engage the old "ignore" function.
 
I used to have Luci on ignore, it was much more entertaining to see the replies to him.. he says the same shit over and over anyway. I don't remember why I took him off, but if he sticks around much longer I'll ignore him again.

I have a hard time reading Charlemoor's posts with any enthusiasm, they're all so monotone in my head. LIKE I SAID RAPE HITLER OR SOMETHING, SHIT.
 
Wow, curiousa has a chip on her shoulder!

Which reminds me of the time I superglued a chip to some kids shoulder. Then shat on him.
 
I used to melt tar in the back alley with a magnifying glass, and drop ants & woodlice in it.

Sometimes I'd get the ants as they were merrily going about their own business.
 
jack said:
I put a sock over my cats head once. That was funny actually watching the cat freak out in reverse.
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Yeah, done that. My puss just stood there totally confused.
 
^CATIST BASTARDS!


Wacky, being bored by the same inane derivative (OH THE I SWITCHED PORNO IN THE VIDEO MACHINE AT SOMEONE'S PARTY GAMBIT! NEVER SEEN THAT IN A THOUSAND B MOVIES!) over and over isnt having a chip on one's shoulder....

.....
Still holding a grudge against the omission of Tom Bombadill is!!
 
Do you think Tom Bombadil did mean things when he was a kid?
 
only once.
 
In primary school for some reason me and another kid weren't in PE, so we were left alone in the classroom while the other kids did PE.

So we swapped everyone's shoes around so noone had the right shoes.

Not cruel so much, more of a harmless prank, more of a puzzle is why the teacher couldn't work out who had done it.
 
certainly NOT the two standing there with their shoes on! :D
maybe she didnt graduate at the top of her class...?
 
curiousa2z said:
No, actually quite derivative. you haven't worked with as many adolescent boys as I have.
"ooh! I'm using potty language! See how outrageous I am!! Look at me! Look at me!"

*politely stifles a yawn*

bored now.
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Your response is subjective and erroneous.
 
Let me review my notes on Trollbait and I'll get back to you later.
 
What I find hard to believe is how something so "puerile", "derivative", worthy of being "put on ignore", facetious, and "boring" has solicted serious responsefrom obvious superior intellects. I certainly welcome and expect the perfunctory comments but save the dogmatic conclusions for your 12 step meetings.


In my experience great minds are never bored and yawning suggests poor oxygen flow to the brain.
 
Get some better material or stfu. We like to talk to each other seriously about the boring, puerile, derivative, facetious idiot duals who post down here from time to time. I doubt you've had any experience with "great minds".
 
I'm underwhelmed.
You guys are too easy.
 
I thought you were doing OK, but that last post was a little transparent. You've reverted to boasting.

It's a shame, cos I think you would enjoy the irreverence here.
 
Sorry Charlemoor, we'll try to be harder.
 
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