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Dear Donovan

Ding! said:
jack IS a lunatic.



yes he's a true gentleman: 'FUCK YOU ALL IN THE NECK', 'LET ME COAT YOUR UVULA WITH MY PECKER SNOT' 'RAPE YOU IN YOUR ASS WITH A RUSTY CHAINSAW'

if you find a 4 foot sociopathic, obese ugly bald gnome 'attractive' you need an eye transplant
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Dear, Ding!

Seems you are projecting. Consider the things of which you are guilty. Recognize yourself in the things you say about Jack?
 
Donovan said:
Because I don't choose to waste my energies on trying to charm a person I find repugnant doesn't mean I can't, just that I won't. Your pathological need to seek out abusive and psychologically damaging relationships is worth noting, however. You must feel like you deserve to be punished.

Don't forget you also hate retarded people and gays. And you don't want the brown ones in your 7-11, neighborhood, county, state or country.

Go talk to Onyx, he likes to abuse you.
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The things you say that just aren't true.

First, no, you are never charming. You don't have it in you. I've seen you in various venues interacting with various posters that you seem to admire or like. You can be articulate, you can be abusive, you can be submissive, and while you truly do not cross some lines, you are prone to being cruel, but you are never, ever charming to anyone even though you may at times be cautiously flirtatious. You really are at your best when you are up on your soap box spouting your self righteousness that in another thread in the same forum you will completely do a 180 on.

So far as the dead horse you keep beating, you continue to confuse and exaggerate. My issue is being forced to speak a language other than my own in my own hometown. By your very own reasoning, you have pronounced your judgment on all persons who refuse to speak English in this country. You condemn them as racist, biased, prejudiced and repugnant. You, sir, may have some command of the English language, but you are not charming and you are repugnant as well as deluded and a hypocrite.

So far as Onyx goes, sometimes he's somebody else's bitch and sometimes he is mine.
 
Ding! said:
jack IS a lunatic.



yes he's a true gentleman: 'FUCK YOU ALL IN THE NECK', 'LET ME COAT YOUR UVULA WITH MY PECKER SNOT' 'RAPE YOU IN YOUR ASS WITH A RUSTY CHAINSAW'

if you find a 4 foot sociopathic, obese ugly bald gnome 'attractive' you need an eye transplant
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I forgot about the uvula one. That's a good one too. I see you've committed it to memory.

You know that's all Tony Hendra?
 
Sarek said:
I'm confused. Is the subject of this topic Donovan, Jack, or Ding! bat?
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It is about me. It is always about me. I am only feigning interest in Donovan because of how he is messing with Jack. Yes, I know Jack can be a bastard and all that but I have a soft spot for Jack.

And, what Ding! doesn't understand. If Jack is 4 ft., I'm 5'3". He'd make me feel tall. I'd really like to know what it feels like to be tall. Plus, I've been told that Ding! is behind some really, really bad things done off board which involved me. Can I crack him and douse him in ketchup just to see if he cries a little? Promise, I'll stop if he cries even just a little.
 
eloisel said:
It is about me. It is always about me. I am only feigning interest in Donovan because of how he is messing with Jack. Yes, I know Jack can be a bastard and all that but I have a soft spot for Jack.

And, what Ding! doesn't understand. If Jack is 4 ft., I'm 5'3". He'd make me feel tall. I'd really like to know what it feels like to be tall. Plus, I've been told that Ding! is behind some really, really bad things done off board which involved me. Can I crack him and douse him in ketchup just to see if he cries a little? Promise, I'll stop if he cries even just a little.
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My bandages come off Monday. In about five weeks, I'll be able to wear HIGH HEELS! Then I'll know the joy of tallness.
 
will you put your high heeled feet on my shoulders? I promise I'll make it worth your while. Old and stiff and all of that.
 
eloisel said:
It is about me. It is always about me. I am only feigning interest in Donovan because of how he is messing with Jack. Yes, I know Jack can be a bastard and all that but I have a soft spot for Jack.

And, what Ding! doesn't understand. If Jack is 4 ft., I'm 5'3". He'd make me feel tall. I'd really like to know what it feels like to be tall. Plus, I've been told that Ding! is behind some really, really bad things done off board which involved me. Can I crack him and douse him in ketchup just to see if he cries a little? Promise, I'll stop if he cries even just a little.
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Ding is a fuck that I burned like a match at Commie years ago and never got over it

Plain and simple.
 
Sarek said:
Is that obese thing based on body mass or width versus height? At 4 foot tall, appearance doesn't really equate with obesity. And eye transplants aren't possible. Cornea transplants are. So offering an eye transplant is fraudulent.
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4 foot tall at 300 punds is grossly obese
 
Isnt it though. TK is fun these days.

Cervantes mentions an eccentric gentleman from an unnamed village in La Mancha. The man has neglected his estate, squandered his fortune, and driven himself mad by reading too many books about chivalry. Now gaunt at fifty, the gentleman decides to become a knight-errant and set off on a great adventure in pursuit of eternal glory. He polishes his old family armor and makes a new pasteboard visor for his helmet. He finds an old nag, which he renames Rocinante, and takes the new name Don Quixote de la Mancha. Deciding he needs a lady in whose name to perform great deeds, he renames a farm girl on whom he once had a crush, Dulcinea del Toboso.

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Looks like a fat little mexican servant riding with him there. Good thing old Dono Quixote speaks more than one language, eh?
 
And so it came to pass that, after a flurry of pithy comments slapped against one another like a game of War, :catfight: we will now enjoy a brief interlude wherein crickets will fervently serenade the empty field of verbal battle. I believe this is the official end of Round One. Round Two will commence upon return of the combatants unless one or more parties is unable or unwilling to resume. In which case, the judges will convene to assess the winner.
 
jack said:
Looks like a fat little mexican servant riding with him there. Good thing old Dono Quixote speaks more than one language, eh?
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That would be Do Quixote.
Or, Do Not Quixote.
Or, Never Did Quixote.
Or, Won't Do Quixote.
Or, Don't Do Quixote.
Or, Shan't Do Quixote.
Or, Must Do Quixote.
Or, No Haria Quixote.
Yo Querio Taco Bell?
(not really - but it was a popular advertising slogan for years)
 
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