Dear The Saint

[The Question]

Maybe by 'stalking' he meant something really odd, like putting a little dress and a wig on a stalk of celery and using it as a voodoo doll.

 

[Imperium]

No you're not.

I know this because I have left the house every single day this week looking totally tore back as I value sleep more than wearing make-up and I'm just going to the gym after I drop the boy off at school anyway so surely you would have commented on how ugly I look first thing in the morning.

Do BDM and Darth drink beer on the weekends while you are stuck cleaning kid poo?

 

[Laker_Girl]

Darth lives 3,000 miles away, I have little idea what he does on the weekends. BDM is not a big drinker at all, we mostly spend the weekends together and running errands. The boy is a little old for me to have to clean up his poo, he's fully potty trained as he is 5 years old.

 

[Imperium]

We should meet in Las Vegas. I hear it is a weekend vacation spot for Phoenixians.

 

[DarthSikle]

Everybody knows what I do on the weekends.

 

[The Question]

Everybody knows what I do on the weekends.

Back down and piss yourself like you did with Badger?

 

[SaintLucifer]

We should meet in Las Vegas. I hear it is a weekend vacation spot for Phoenixians.

Las Vegas, yet another American shithole.

 

[SaintLucifer]

No you're not.

I know this because I have left the house every single day this week looking totally tore back as I value sleep more than wearing make-up and I'm just going to the gym after I drop the boy off at school anyway so surely you would have commented on how ugly I look first thing in the morning.

You visit a gym about as much as I visit a synagogue, you fat fuck. You are nothing more than the 'before' image for diet ads, you skank. The only thing you attract are FLIES.

 

[SaintLucifer]

You owe me a beer. Buy me one at the Tempe Marketplace.

Arizona, what a shithole. People there live like Arabs. Filthy American desert scum.

 

[Laker_Girl]

Everybody knows what I do on the weekends.

Good point.

 

[SaintLucifer]

Good point.

And everyone knows you spend your entire weekend eating bon-bons with your new wife.

 

[Imperium]

And everyone knows you spend your entire weekend eating bon-bons with your new wife.

Shut the fuck up.

 

[SaintLucifer]

Shut the fuck up.

Awww, you have taken quite a shine to me.

 

[Imperium]

Awww, you have taken quite a shine to me.

More like the day old gum on the bottom of my shoe. That shit is hard to scrape off.

 

[DarthSikle]

Back down and piss yourself like you did with Badger?

?? Who is Badger?

 

[Dark Pickle]

You know the drill:
Pix of the meet up or it never happened.

SPEAKING OF WHICH...

 

[Bickendan]

:bigass:

 

[Bickendan]

SPEAKING OF WHICH...

You'll notice I haven't made any claims of any meetups, right?

 

[The Question]

?? Who is Badger?

You don't know a Firefly quote off the top of your head and out of the clear blue?! THOU ART NOT A WORTHY TROLL! Or some shit.

 

[DarthSikle]

Never watched Firefly