Dexter

[CaptainWacky]

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[The Tomtrek]

Professional sex pest.

 

[The Tomtrek]

"LOOK I'M REALLY FAMOUS EVERYONE KNOWS ME I DON'T NEED THE FAME" says the person who is not in Celebrity Big Brother.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Shouldn't he be on Celebrity BB?

Why is he doing this?

PETE CAMPBELL INNA HIZZOUSE!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I do hate corn beef and spam though.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Definitely not someone who will be manning a bike anytime soon.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Well, without any cash to flash, maybe he'll be a relatively normal and low key and get evicted quickly.

 

[CaptainWacky]

How could he be London's highest paid male prostitute? Surely there's better looking male sex workers than him!

 

[The Tomtrek]

He's so skeevy. I feel like he constantly has sticky hands.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Also damn how much make up does he wear, because he had a totally different face in the morning.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I liked when he got all offended at Michael's harmless comment.

 

[The Tomtrek]

UUUUUUUUUUUgggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh he's a fucking PUA. Of course he is.

 

[CaptainWacky]

"Girls are always hungry!"

He's literally Alan Partridge.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

So full of shit he should be flushed. He's a master of handing out back-handed compliments when he knows he's actually being a condescending twat.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You're just threatened because he's on your intelligence level.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Euugghhghghghghghhh him creeping over Hazel is really uncomfortable to watch.

 

[CaptainWacky]

At least she's completely aware of what he's doing.

 

[The Tomtrek]

He's going to clash with Dan because they're "similar in different ways".

What?

 

[CaptainWacky]

He's the only housemate who is Dexter's intellectual equal! (A line he previously used on Michael.)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

By final 5, he'll be saying the same thing about a houseplant.