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Dexter

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
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Professional sex pest.
 
"LOOK I'M REALLY FAMOUS EVERYONE KNOWS ME I DON'T NEED THE FAME" says the person who is not in Celebrity Big Brother.
 
Shouldn't he be on Celebrity BB?

Why is he doing this?

PETE CAMPBELL INNA HIZZOUSE!
 
I do hate corn beef and spam though.
 
Definitely not someone who will be manning a bike anytime soon.
 
Well, without any cash to flash, maybe he'll be a relatively normal and low key and get evicted quickly.
 
How could he be London's highest paid male prostitute? Surely there's better looking male sex workers than him!
 
He's so skeevy. I feel like he constantly has sticky hands.
 
Also damn how much make up does he wear, because he had a totally different face in the morning.
 
I liked when he got all offended at Michael's harmless comment.
 
UUUUUUUUUUUgggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh he's a fucking PUA. Of course he is.
 
"Girls are always hungry!"

He's literally Alan Partridge.
 
So full of shit he should be flushed. He's a master of handing out back-handed compliments when he knows he's actually being a condescending twat.
 
You're just threatened because he's on your intelligence level.
 
Euugghhghghghghghhh him creeping over Hazel is really uncomfortable to watch.
 
At least she's completely aware of what he's doing.
 
He's going to clash with Dan because they're "similar in different ways".

What?
 
He's the only housemate who is Dexter's intellectual equal! (A line he previously used on Michael.)
 
By final 5, he'll be saying the same thing about a houseplant.
 
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