Dexter

[CaptainWacky]

I liked when he revealed that he lived in a caravan for five years. Really added to his Alan Partridge backstory.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Dexter takes Jemima out on a date.

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[Fuddlemiff]

"When I get outta here, there's gonna be a new Dexter!"

I did not know people actually spoke like this outside of movies.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Sent to the safe house.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

 

[The Tomtrek]

Dexter almost breaking down because his media career isn't as dead as it might have been is probably the first sign of actual genuine emotion she's shown so far.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Yes, Dexter, Hazel tried to manipulate you. That's exactly what happened. Well done.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I liked how being in the Safe House has made him ultra camp.

 

[The Tomtrek]

SMOOTH GUY makin' jokes about someone breaking their arm. No wonder he's such a popular and charismatic guy.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I hate him now. Yes. It was the wine thing.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Fascinating creature though!

 

[CaptainWacky]

"I'd let you use artificial insemination just to be with you!"

...

 

[CaptainWacky]

Came second.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He must have been pissed at coming in second!

 

[CaptainWacky]

He just did the usual "so happy to be here didn't think I'd make it past week one I feel accepted" thing.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He'll throw a shit fit later when the cameras are off him.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He had a McDonald's with Charlie after. It was real all along!