DO YOU HATE YOUR STUPID FUCKING BODY?

[CaptainWacky]

DO YOU HATE YOUR STUPID FUCKING DEFORMED, DECAYING, DYING BODY OF SHIT AND HOW SIMPLY LIVING IN IT BECOMES MORE PAINFUL WITH EVERY PASISNG FUCKING YEAR?

 

[Cassie]

YES.

WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE.

 

[The Tomtrek]

I want to see gamma rays! I want to hear X-rays!

 

[mescalito]

no, but i sure do hate tossing up my innards after too much mescal with that pesky little worm swimming around inside.

 

[Loktar]

DO YOU HATE YOUR STUPID FUCKING DEFORMED, DECAYING, DYING BODY OF SHIT AND HOW SIMPLY LIVING IN IT BECOMES MORE PAINFUL WITH EVERY PASISNG FUCKING YEAR?

I see you've met my mom and dad.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

YES! But I didn't used to.

 

[CaptainWacky]

My right foot sticks out sideways becasue my ankle curves or something and it seems to be getting worse as I get older and eventually it'll bend all the way back and I'll have one forward foot and one backward ldflhasghl.

 

[Enkephalen]

I think it's a requirement after the age of 40.

 

[headvoid]

I can no longer snort cocaine off a strippers tits without wondering if I locked the car, and if I had applied for an ISA.

 

[Tisiphone]

WHERE'S MY FUCKING SPIDEY SENSES IS WHAT I WANT TO KNOW

NOT ONE BUT TWO BROWN RECLUSES BIT ME WHEN I WAS 8 AND MY BODY BETRAYED ME BY NOT GIVING ME SUPERPOWERS

SO FUCK MY BODY

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Getting old sucks.

 

[Loktar]

SO FUCK MY BODY

Must...resist...making pervy comment...must remember I am a gentleman...current av not helping...jakdjskdjsd..sohot...mumblemumble...

 

[Love Child]

I can no longer snort cocaine off a strippers tits without wondering if I locked the car, and if I had applied for an ISA.

I don't hate my body, but I hate my mind. What a terrible thing to say, eh?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I hate it when I become aware of my body and start shaking because it's all I am.

 

[Dr Dave]

I don't hate my body, but I hate my mind. What a terrible thing to say, eh?

What is wrong with your mind?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I have to beat my chest with my fist to keep my heart beating.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I occasionally wake up gagging/choking and think OH THIS IS IT but then I relax my throat muscles and slowly gain my breath back. Then I look around the house and think "This is the way you want your loved ones to see you and sort through your affairs? CLEAN THIS PLACE UP AND GET ORGANIZED YOU ASSHOLE!

Then I watch some more TV.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Don't get me started on my cock.

 

[Dr Dave]

A hard subject to discuss?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Not often enough.