DO YOU HATE YOUR STUPID FUCKING BODY?

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

This week I hate my mind.

 

[CaptainWacky]

But you are your mind...

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

So this week I hate everything that comes from me.

 

[Tisiphone]

This week I hate my knees.

I'm 34, but thanks to breaking my left leg and being in a body cast when I was 2, now I've got arthritis in that one, and my right knee is the one I had ACL surgery on in highschool, and the screws LOVE WEATHER CHANGES

THEY ACHE EVERYDAY

 

[USUC]

Feeble mother fuckers. Exercise a little and stop crying in your Cheerios for a minute.

Pathetic. No, age doesn't slow me down. I can do anything physically that I did 20 years ago.

 

[Loktar]

Feeble mother fuckers. Exercise a little and stop crying in your Cheerios for a minute.

Pathetic. No, age doesn't slow me down. I can do anything physically that I did 20 years ago.

Like not wear underpants? Which I most likely would not have cared about 20 years ago. But nowadays you need to cover up that old dried out disease ridden vagina.

 

[Mirah]

I only hate my body when it doesn't come
Tonight my body is ok

 

[Enkephalen]

I have a very long list of complaints against my body and mind. Since there is nothing I can do about them all, I'll just be in the back of the bus moaning, whimpering and bitching. Don't mind me, no one pays attention to the old and the ewww.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I hate it when robots complain. They don't know how good they have it.