SAUSAGEMAN
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wacky writing a dr dave story
Do you have an inner monologue?
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wacky writing a dr dave story
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Fascinating paper! I am not at all just bumping this thread now because I want there to be some interesting non-tv show threads on the front page to entice Mine Field Reunion returnees to stay!
Loktar
Pinata Whacker
Then I wouldn't have a job fixing the mistakes of the incompetent people at the local state and county DMV offices. How hard is it to issue a title with the lien on or to the right owner? Very hard apparently.
Volpone
Zombie Hunter
Fuck, I can't remember the last time I got a competent haircut. I'm just going to have to fucking do it myself because I can do a better job than people who do it for a living. I mean, it isn't like I have a really challenging hairstyle. Fade on the sides, a little longer on the top, parted to one side. Probably the first and most basic haircut you would learn. But it usually gets fucked up. I mean, no, I don't have a regular barber, but again, it isn't like my hair is tricky.
The Question
Eternal
I've been just shaving my head for years. Saves time and money.
Mirah
I love you
No. You are letting them.
Loktar
Pinata Whacker
I recently got some clippers and mostly shaved my head. Saved $30.
Loktar
Pinata Whacker
I'm too nervous to shave my head with a razor, since I usually cut a few nicks around my neck and chin. It's why I Nair my pubic hair.
Colonel Kira's Left Tit
Bearded Belly of Bajor
I've just been cutting my own hair with clippers since 2003. Except for during that whole peak Covid thing, because who really cared?
Volpone
Zombie Hunter
During the short hair phase of the '00s, I cut my own hair. But now hairstyles are getting longer again...I still wind up cutting my own hair, but doing the top with the scissors is tricky so if I do it, every few month's it's nice to go to a barber and say "clean this up." But the point is, you shouldn't have to cut your own hair and then go to the barber to clean it up. You should be able to tell the barber what you want and they can cut your hair for you.
And for the second time in 24 hours, I found myself sitting at a red left turn signal because the people in line ahead of me were too stupid to understand what they were supposed to do at a green left turn signal in a timely manner. I hate humans so goddamned much. And they get stupider every day.
And for the second time in 24 hours, I found myself sitting at a red left turn signal because the people in line ahead of me were too stupid to understand what they were supposed to do at a green left turn signal in a timely manner. I hate humans so goddamned much. And they get stupider every day.
Colonel Kira's Left Tit
Bearded Belly of Bajor
You're just getting old, sir.
Volpone
Zombie Hunter
But also, this is what we reap from the "everyone gets a trophy" culture we've built. You can't ever yell at someone or tell them they're an idiot. So all the useless idiots just keep happily bumbling along, thinking they are useful and fucking things up for those of us who just wish we could outsource certain things instead of having to learn everything ourselves. I say this as someone who has painted a van, cuts hair, and put a concrete floor in a garage. I'd happily pay someone to do any of these things--as long as they didn't brutally ass-rape me and could do at least as good a job as I could do after watching a couple YouTube videos.
I feel like it would be great to be stupid. Because then you could just overpay for shitty work and have no idea you were getting ass-raped. I mean, you'd still be getting ass-raped. But you'd be *happy* about being ass-raped.
The Question
Eternal
Best summation of California I've ever seen.