CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Yes, but what about wanking?
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do you masturbate over celebrities or normal people?
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wizer
TK addict
The question was:
do you masturbate over celebrities or normal people?
I rarely masturbate. I'm mid 40's, out of a marriage that was sexual right to the end, and in my 3rd relationship since I moved out. So my needs are met, and they aren't really aggressive needs in the first place. Twice a week for me is more than enough.
But when I do jerk off it's not over regular people or celebrities. It's to video clips I downloaded to my laptop. This requires that I masturbate over my coffee table.
do you masturbate over celebrities or normal people?
I rarely masturbate. I'm mid 40's, out of a marriage that was sexual right to the end, and in my 3rd relationship since I moved out. So my needs are met, and they aren't really aggressive needs in the first place. Twice a week for me is more than enough.
But when I do jerk off it's not over regular people or celebrities. It's to video clips I downloaded to my laptop. This requires that I masturbate over my coffee table.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I don't like porn. Or coffee tables.
wizer
TK addict
Really, no interest in porn at all?
Are you into sex with your partner..or are you just an asexual person?
I have always liked porn, my favorite is one or more young women (but they can be MILFs too) taking a huge load on their face, preferably into their open mouths, with a look of devotion and dedication, never wavering with each pulsating shot of cum.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I have Asperger's. My brain doesn't work right. 
wizer
TK addict
I have Asperger's. My brain doesn't work right.
Asperger's doesn't necessarily predispose you to being asexual. What it might be doing is sort of "blocking you" from realizing how enjoyable sex really is.
I should send you a clip of these three teens sucking off a dude, and sharing a load between them while tongue kissing.
That would set you free.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I'm sure I've seen similar clips before. 
wizer
TK addict
I'm sure I've seen similar clips before.
And they did nothing for you. Too bad.
I guess you have it worse than others.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Oh well, there's always suicide.
wizer
TK addict
Ah, sex is over rated.
SilentBtViolent
Rape Ape
But suicide, on the other hand, gets 83% on metacritic.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Celebrity.
Loktar
Internet God and Defender of Park Benches
What about coffee table porn?
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Blocked by all internet providers.
Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
Gary Glitter had coffee table porn. The newer the varnish the better.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
the dirty table loving fuck
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
no one understands me
Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
I don't know why I brought up Gary Glitter. 
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