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do you masturbate over celebrities or normal people?

Yes, but what about wanking?
 
The question was:

do you masturbate over celebrities or normal people?

I rarely masturbate. I'm mid 40's, out of a marriage that was sexual right to the end, and in my 3rd relationship since I moved out. So my needs are met, and they aren't really aggressive needs in the first place. Twice a week for me is more than enough.

But when I do jerk off it's not over regular people or celebrities. It's to video clips I downloaded to my laptop. This requires that I masturbate over my coffee table.
 
I don't like porn. Or coffee tables.
 
CaptainWacky said:
I don't like porn. Or coffee tables.
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Really, no interest in porn at all?

Are you into sex with your partner..or are you just an asexual person?

I have always liked porn, my favorite is one or more young women (but they can be MILFs too) taking a huge load on their face, preferably into their open mouths, with a look of devotion and dedication, never wavering with each pulsating shot of cum.
 
I have Asperger's. My brain doesn't work right. :(
 
CaptainWacky said:
I have Asperger's. My brain doesn't work right. :(
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Asperger's doesn't necessarily predispose you to being asexual. What it might be doing is sort of "blocking you" from realizing how enjoyable sex really is.

I should send you a clip of these three teens sucking off a dude, and sharing a load between them while tongue kissing.

That would set you free.
 
I'm sure I've seen similar clips before. ;)
 
Oh well, there's always suicide.
 
But suicide, on the other hand, gets 83% on metacritic.
 
Celebrity.
 
Hugh Jack-off-man. Coincidence, or God's holy plan??
 
Blocked by all internet providers. :(
 
Gary Glitter had coffee table porn. The newer the varnish the better.
 
the dirty table loving fuck
 
no one understands me
 
I don't know why I brought up Gary Glitter. :phpeh:
 
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