Robert "Monkey" Loggia
Mongoloid Biscuit Beast
Don't kayak and masturbate at the same time. It just doesn't work. 
Do yourself a big favor
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Donovan
beer, I want beer
Don't kayak and masturbate at the same time. It just doesn't work.
Besides if those hillbillies see ya doing it next thing you know you're filming "Deliverance II: Piggy Returns"
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
What about masturbating to the thought of a kayak?
Dual
RIP Karl 1991-2014
Who's in the kayak?
Dr Dave
pillzlol
Don't kayak and masturbate at the same time. It just doesn't work.
As a doctor I agree with this statement.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
No one.
Loktar
Pinata Whacker
Correct. Because while masturbating about the kayak, you were eaten by a bear that you interrupted who was masturbating about a fish, park ranger or pic-a-nic basket.