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Do yourself a big favor

Robert "Monkey" Loggia

Mongoloid Biscuit Beast
Don't kayak and masturbate at the same time. It just doesn't work. :(
 
Have sex in one, then it would be like fosters, fucking close to water
 
Don't kayak and masturbate at the same time. It just doesn't work. :(

Besides if those hillbillies see ya doing it next thing you know you're filming "Deliverance II: Piggy Returns"
 
What about masturbating to the thought of a kayak?
 
Selma Hyak?
 

Correct. Because while masturbating about the kayak, you were eaten by a bear that you interrupted who was masturbating about a fish, park ranger or pic-a-nic basket.
 
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