Does anyone else have COLD LEGS?

[Dr Dave]

Lady Gaga is not one of the lizard people.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Dr Dave knows about these things.

 

[Dr Dave]

That I do.

 

[Cassie]

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[Dr Dave]

The Lizard people control various governments in the world.

The Queen of England for example is one of the Lizard people.

 

['Gear]

Now that you've said so publically either -

A. You're one of them. A propaganda officer of sorts. Tasked with re-enforcing the theory of conspiracy in order to maintain a certain level of fear and trepidation without which they'd be no discernible level of control.

B. You've just outed the Queen of England as a powerful reptile and critical piece of the scheme to dominate and enslave those of us willing to march blindly forward. In which case they're coming for you as we speak.

C. You're totally insane.

Either way you should probably run. I know I'm going to.

 

[Loktar]

Cowards.

We need to FIGHT back!

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['Gear]

Most people don't realize V was inspired by real events.

 

[Dr Dave]

It's not really much of a secret that The Queen is one of the lizard people.

 

['Gear]

Gaga's cold blooded egg laying is no secret either.

 

[Dr Dave]

LIES!

 

['Gear]

I think Dr. Dave is Lady Gaga's dual.

There. I said it.

 

[Loktar]

That seems unlikely.

 

['Gear]

Moving about hidden completely by the secretive cloak of unlikeliness.

Perfect goddamn cover.

 

[Cassie]

Don't you know that you're toxic?

 

['Gear]

That'd be an 'unlikely hood' wouldn't it?

I crack myself up.

 

[Loktar]

Don't you know that you're toxic?

Yes.

Sorry about that. Last time I eat chimichangas from the dumpster.

*FFFFART!!!!*

 

[CaptainWacky]

David Cameron actually literally is a lizard person and it's not even a joke.

 

[Dr Dave]

I'm still up in the air about President Obama being one of the lizard people.

 

['Gear]

I'm not sure I'm comfortable with the direction of this thread.

Of course Obama is a lizard. Or at the very least works for them.

All the resistance is aware of these simple truths Dr. Dave.