Does anyone else have COLD LEGS?

[Dr Dave]

I never said I didn't think he might be an agent of the lizard people.

 

['Gear]

Lies of omission eh? OK You got me.

 

[headvoid]

Michael Gove is the Lizard person. He stopped resembling a human a little while ago. I swear I saw his skin begin to melt on telly the other night.

If you look closely here his tongue has started to uncoil as an insect appears right of camera.

 

[Dr Dave]

He should go get it fixed then!

 

[headvoid]

I think his obvious lizardry has meant they are giving him the cold shoulder.

NO MORE SKIN FOR YOU UNTIL YOU STOP ALL THAT HISSING SHIT. OBAMA GOT THAT FLY BUT AT LEAST HE DIDNT USE HIS TONGUE YOU TWAT.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Surprisingly, Prince Philip is entirely human.