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Does time move at a different time in Erinsborough?

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Janelle slanders Karl in the General Store. Susan tells Toadie too minutes later. THREE MINUTES AFTER THAT Janelle gets served for slandering Karl!

Steph leaves the house to go to the hospital for her cancer check-up. AFTER that Toadie tells Karl he's got a mole, Karl examines him, tells him to see an oncologist, Toadie arrives at the hospital, TOADIE GETS TO SEE A DOCTOR BEFORE STEPH DESPITE THE FACT SHE HAD AN APPOINTMENT AND LEFT THE HOUSE BEFORE HE HAD EVEN TOLD KARL ABOUT HIS MOLE!

Then Paul gets four guys in scuba gear to search the knee-deep lake. No time dilation here, just stupid.
 
Harold insists on no longer having Karl as his doctor, even though the man is clearly the most knowledgeable doc on the planet!!
 
I was disappointed by that, but I'm sure Harold will see sense in the end.
 
Hopefully involving another surprisingly good lecture from Susan, and not involving Sky wailing "graaannnndaaddddd" while still holding her stomach for some reason.
 
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Oh, they spruced up the Lassiter's gazebo.
 
Does Carmella's mad cousin escape in the future BECAUSE I'VE GOT A FEELING THAT STORY AIN'T OVER.
 
She escapes and puts Madge's ashes in the famous coffee shop mudcake, prompting Janelle and Karl to sue Harold as Boyd rapes Mishka out back and Stingray distracts Lou by using out of context words to describe the situation. BOTOX!
 
Then the annoying blind girl who can't act returns and says "I'm not really blind, just lazy!"
 
Meanwhile...

"What's girth?" asks Zeke
 
I hope they kick Mishka the fuck out the country.
 
I like the fact that Karl is ALWAYS the first person any victim sees in the hospital.

I still call Paul Robinson 'The Bricklayer'. About 4 years after Neighbours first started, my Dad come in from work and was having a pop at the show - obviously he knew nothing about it, and gestured toward the TV when Robinson was on and said - "I suppose that guy's a bricklayer. How exciting". About 17 years down the line, and it's still stuck.
 
It would be good if he had started as a humble brick-layer and rose up the level of super villain over time.
 
When he tried to release that shitty pop song, I just kept thinking of him laying some mortar down in the Top of the Pops studio.
 
"does time move at a different TIME" WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN
 
I've never heard this song. I must.
 
ABANDON MY....SOOOOOUUUUUL
 
I can't belive Karl still isn't a doctor again yet (that sentence is clumsy but I don't care.)
 
I'm surprised they haven't forgotten all about it.

Then again it seems longer since it's been off the air for so long. I still haven't had a chance to watch the episode I recorded.
 
It's back on Monday. AT LAST.
 
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