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Donovan

The funniest thing about that source code spam is that way down at the bottom there's an old thread between me and Jack.

Funny stuff, Conchaga. It's the details that make it count...
 
Lilac said:
Now that Jack isn't here anymore, how're the troops over at Comicon reacting?

I don't think it's a secret where he is now, but in case they don't know, I'd rather not have an invasion and mass bannings start over there, if you follow.
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It has always been a public misperception that I was part of a coordinated effort by Comicon to invade these boards, or that Jack somehow "brought me" here. In point of fact, Missmanners, hambil, and I think Question (as Mal Raynolds) came over and left calling cards- I followed them and the board was sort of interesting so I stayed. My dislike of Jack at the time, the Comicon "invasions" and the subsequent flame wars I got emboroiled in, were entirely coincidental and secondary. I stopped posting at Commie because the Gutters became a running gag between a couple goofball posters and endless accusation of who may or may not be Jack in disguise.

Plus, no girls. Girls smell purty.

As far as Jack's current whereabouts: there was a recent rumor that a long-unused sock had been located behind a dryer vent, and it may have been dusted off and 'accidentally' left where Vapnoopner could find it. It may have allowed him access to old haunting grounds, courtesy of someone who would not ordinarily be suspected of collusion and who might secretly be sick of the current Gutters. If true, this person might be guilty of perpetrating a bit of a trollish prank on his former home board.


But I know nothing of these things. I try to keep my life Orderly.
 
What??? Ghey? No wei! Listen Mister, Ol' Dono don't swing that way. I'm so fulla testosterone I could win the Tour De France!

Without a bicycle!

You just line these bitches up, pally. I'll prove my manhood. I'll blow-- I mean, fuck every one of them until they can't walk straight. Even Laker Girl.


Well, probably not Laker Girl. She got enough ice in her below decks to scare the shit out of Leo DiCaprio and Kate Winslett.

But the rest of them? I'm a toe-curling motherfucker, and if you say I ain't it's only because you haven't talked to your mother in a few weeks. I'm on a mission to fuck everything that moves, and some that don't. Quadraplegics put up less of a struggle. And if you make a trajectory mistake while muff diving on them, they won't notice.

Anyway, now that we squashed that rumor for the horrible lie it was, how about you and me hang out this weekend, soldier boy? We can go dancing or something. Bring your uniform, I know a guy who's into that...
 
My vagina is not cold, it is warm and inviting. All nicely pruned and fresh smelling, pink and gorgeous just as God intended.

My heart on the other hand, penguins live in there. ;)
 
I know. I keep telling them not to brag on me, I'm busy enough as it is.

I have December 12, 2009 free after 8pm. I'll be in the Redwood forest. You available? You can't miss me, I'll be the guy standing near the Redwood that has the veins in it. Don't bring McGee; Guy's a wet blanket anyhow, all that sappy "My son's so cuuuute " crap. And leave the Question home too if you marry him; he'd probably ruin the party and then find a way to blame the jews for his erectile dysfunction.


Bring some Gatorade; I get dehydrated. But none of that Meth cocktail stuff; last time I tried that I fucked a skinny girl right in half; wound up with twin midget girlfriends.
 
Donovan said:
As far as Jack's current whereabouts: there was a recent rumor that a long-unused sock had been located behind a dryer vent, and it may have been dusted off and 'accidentally' left where Vapnoopner could find it. It may have allowed him access to old haunting grounds, courtesy of someone who would not ordinarily be suspected of collusion and who might secretly be sick of the current Gutters. If true, this person might be guilty of perpetrating a bit of a trollish prank on his former home board.


But I know nothing of these things. I try to keep my life Orderly.
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Like it isn’t obvious enough.
 
Lilac said:
No one asked you. If I wanted your opinion, I'd give it to you.

Oh, have a nice day. I'm glad you're doing well.
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That makes no sense whatsoever.

DIE
 
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