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Donovan

Shall I try it again in another language then, since English doesn't seem to do it for you?
 
Actually, I was hoping that you could either rearrange the words into a comprehensible sentence, or die.

Long shots I know, but they were my hopes nonetheless.
 
Donovan said:
I know. I keep telling them not to brag on me, I'm busy enough as it is.

I have December 12, 2009 free after 8pm. I'll be in the Redwood forest. You available? You can't miss me, I'll be the guy standing near the Redwood that has the veins in it. Don't bring McGee; Guy's a wet blanket anyhow, all that sappy "My son's so cuuuute " crap. And leave the Question home too if you marry him; he'd probably ruin the party and then find a way to blame the jews for his erectile dysfunction.


Bring some Gatorade; I get dehydrated. But none of that Meth cocktail stuff; last time I tried that I fucked a skinny girl right in half; wound up with twin midget girlfriends.

Hmmm, no can do, I'm giving birth that day around 9:30PM.
 
Stuart said:
Actually, I was hoping that you could either rearrange the words into a comprehensible sentence, or die.

Long shots I know, but they were my hopes nonetheless.
Oh, sorry. I only post in meaningful and comprehensibly for people who actually know how to read. Keep practicing, I have faith in you quest for literacy, Stuart. You'll also need to know that my scheduled death isn't for years to come.
 
I specialize in ironic punishment. Like that nine-iron that had to have been driven accross your brain when you were younger.
 
Lilac said:
I specialize in ironic punishment.

Sure you do tough guy!

Yes, “punishment” indeed. I’m not sure how I have managed to withstand this unimaginative, limp-wristed “punishment” for this long…I wonder if I will be able to go on…

I hope you don’t just spew out another generic cliché about my intelligence! What would I do?! I do hope this one will at least make some sort of sense!

Lilac said:
Like that nine-iron that had to have been driven accross your brain when you were younger.

OOP!

Made no sense...

How would having a "nine-iron driven accross my brain" be like "ironic punishment"

OOP!

Fucking idiot.
 
I'm not even going to bother explaining it to you.

I have a question for you though: You didn't show back up here until I posted this thread. You may have been lurking, but if your amniosity is reserved for me, as it seems to be, you could have gone after me when I did my part to destroy St. Luicifer/Paladin (a fact that he will forever deny).

Why this amniosity? Surely I didn't make a fool of you last time around, when you Comiconers were in full force?
 
Lilac said:
I'm not even going to bother explaining it to you.

That’s because there aren’t any in there you little fuckpuppet.

Lilac said:
I have a question for you though: You didn't show back up here until I posted this thread. You may have been lurking, but if your amniosity is reserved for me, as it seems to be, you could have gone after me when I did my part to destroy St. Luicifer/Paladin (a fact that he will forever deny).?

Hmmm? Nah that’s not true, ive been around since I first got here. I don’t post all that much because you’re a bunch of retards and it makes me feel dirty. I still lurk and post when I feel like it, same as I always did.

I never noticed you “going after” anybody, because for the most part you are completely inconsequential. This thread happened to catch my eye however, and I thought I would say hello (also I think you are a self-important, pompous little twat and wanted to tell you)

Lilac said:
Why this amniosity? Surely I didn't make a fool of you last time around, when you Comiconers were in full force?
See above.

Also no you didn’t make a fool of me in the slightest, and no the “Comiconers” were never in “full force” as you put it.
 
Stuart said:
That’s because there aren’t any in there you little fuckpuppet.
Subtlity is lost you.

I don’t post all that much because you’re a bunch of retards and it makes me feel dirty. I still lurk and post when I feel like it, same as I always did.
And personal attacks by resorting to derogatory name calling doesn't make you feel dirty? Hypocrite.

I never noticed you “going after” anybody, because for the most part you are completely inconsequential.
Good, that makes my work easier.
This thread happened to catch my eye however, and I thought I would say hello
Hello.
(also I think you are a self-important, pompous little twat and wanted to tell you)
You don't say! Care to know what I think of you? I doubt it.

Also no you didn’t make a fool of me in the slightest, and no the “Comiconers” were never in “full force” as you put it.
Uh huh. Nevermind the spam and flames from Batfan, Hunter, jack, CelticSamurai, a couple others, and to an extent, you. Nope, not full force at all.

Anyway, I've enjoyed our little tete-a-tete, and I hope you have as well. I must be off for a while.
 
Lilac said:
Subtlity is lost you.

That’s the weakest cover job I have ever seen, explain your “puns” or shut the fuck up (sorry Sarek)


Lilac said:
And personal attacks by resorting to derogatory name calling doesn't make you feel dirty? Hypocrite.


Your not quite grasping this are you?

Posting with retards makes me feel dirty, identifying them as such does not. Please explain the hypocrisy of this, you stupid stupid person.


Lilac said:
You don't say! Care to know what I think of you? I doubt it.

On the contrary old chap, cant wait to hear it.


Lilac said:
Uh huh. Nevermind the spam and flames from Batfan, Hunter, jack, CelticSamurai, a couple others, and to an extent, you. Nope, not full force at all.

True.

Lilac said:
Anyway, I've enjoyed our little tete-a-tete, and I hope you have as well. I must be off for a while.

Oh good, please die on the way out.

CUNT.
 
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