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Don't forget to set your COCK back tonight

I'm too busy with the ongoing INTERNET WAR against Ishcabittle.
 
I've been on Ish's side from the start and have been secretly emailing him FACTS to use against you ("FBI doesn't like it when you punch him hard.")
 
Just wait until I perfect my EMAIL BOMB and he accidentally mails it to you before he explodes in a horrible cloud of bytes and blood!
 
This is exciting.
 
Ish ate FBI's pet rats.
 
I would be mad at Ishy too, for that.
 
Ish would not admit to it either, despite the fact like 30 people saw him do it.
 
The cocks will be set back tonight, in Americaland.
 
One extra hour to sleep or fuck depending on your luck. Give karma to the return to standard time!
 
We just just do away with this setting our clocks forward and backwards.
 
We should split the difference and leave it that way.
 
MY COCK IS STUCK IN THE FORWARD POSITION. WHAT SHOULD I DO?
 
Or just do away with it all, since its hardly needed.
 
:eek: I just made the cat jump 3 feet in the air.
 
You clock suckers.
 
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