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All the cocks in my house are now forward. However, while on the tube earlier I saw their cock had remained in its winter position. They won’t be losing any sleep over it.
I thought with phones now no one could ever CLAIM to be an hour late because they didn't set their clock foward. However, the plastic surgeon perorming my penis enlargement surgery today was an hour late and he said "...you're not going to believe this!" when he came running in, as I stood there, my un-enlarged lad in my hand, completely unamused.