Don't forget to set your COCKS forward tonight!

[CaptainWacky]

Completely superfluous thread posted out of ritual!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

All the cocks in my house are now forward. However, while on the tube earlier I saw their cock had remained in its winter position. They won’t be losing any sleep over it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I thought with phones now no one could ever CLAIM to be an hour late because they didn't set their clock foward. However, the plastic surgeon perorming my penis enlargement surgery today was an hour late and he said "...you're not going to believe this!" when he came running in, as I stood there, my un-enlarged lad in my hand, completely unamused.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Is this the same genius who took out an ad saying "TAKE 20% OFF FOR VALENTINE'S DAY!" a couple months ago?

 

[Love Child]

Is there a bag of dicks in the house?

 

[CaptainWacky]

And now they've given me two cocks of below average size instead of enlarging my one cock of below average size. What am I going to do with two cocks!

 

[Mirah]

Woa
Twice the fun!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

SWORDFIGHT! (if they can bend that way)

 

[CaptainWacky]

They also removed my testicles and grafted them onto my ears for some reason. Kind of like it.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Built-in earrings! HOW TGRENDY

 

[CaptainWacky]

Does hurt when my I lie on my side in bed...

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Happens tonight in America...

 

[Mirah]

I changed all of my "like" responses to laughing. Apparently I had no sense of humor last year.

Wait-did we have laughing emojis last year? Maybe that is it! Whew!

I'm not changing anything else tonight!

 

[Mirah]

Is there a bag of dicks in the house?

Nobody got the "Sir Mix A Lot" reference from Posse On Broadway

"We stopped at Taco Bell, TAco Bell was closed, she said, "Go back the other way, we'll stop and eat at Dicks"

or something like that.

People like to go to the hamburger point called "Dicks" and say something about bag of Dicks.

 

[Mirah]

And now I am headed down the rabbit hole
at least this one is fun

 

[Mirah]

I think rituals should be performed on this night.

Resolutions could be set, intentions even

and people could eat black eyed peas at midnight

I am going to have a party every year and call it

"The Cock Party!"

 

[Dr Dave]

So many cocks being set forward...

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

And... I still hate this.

 

[Dr Dave]