DR DAVE MUST BE STOPPED!!!!

[Dirk Funk]

He's been killing and eating TKers AGAIN! After he promised he'd stop! I'll never believe another word he says now. This is the reason he hasn't been in chat. It's not because he can't get the chat client to work, that's just a lame excuse. IT'S BECAUSE HE'S BEEN EATING PEOPLE! I don't know about you, but I'm locking all my doors and windows. If Dr. Dave comes knocking at your door, don't let him in! HE WILL EAT YOU! You will be able to tell, because he shows up at your house wearing a bib, and carrying hot sauce and his knife and fork. He just says he wants to use your bathroom. THIS ISN'T TRUE! Let me repeat: HE WILL EAT YOU! **I hear a knock at the door. It's him. Damnit, Dr. Dave! You CANNOT use my restroom! I see that bib! Go away!**
He's coming for YOU next!

 

[Kitty]

A locked door can't stop Dr. Dave.

 

[Dirk Funk]

I know. This is why I've armed myself with torches and pitchforks. YOU WON'T EAT ME, DR DAVE!

 

[Classic_Forever]

He won't eat me! Not before I declare Jihad and...oh wait I dropped that persona to make fun of Saint Lucifer.


Well, do you think Dr. Dave will eat Saint Lucifer? I think they'll both enjoy that.

 

[Loktar]

He can eat me anytime he wants. I recommend he starts at the ass. Its so plump and juicy.

 

[Dirk Funk]

Good. I just told Dr Dave to go away. I told him to go to your house SO HE CAN EAT YOU!

 

[Loktar]

What? I'm not ready yet! I still need to prepare the marinade, seasonings, and spices.

 

[Kitty]

Dr. Dave can eat me without a fight if he lets me get a bowl/plate of delicious Loktar first.

 

[Loktar]

Dr. Dave can eat me without a fight if he lets me get a bowl/plate of delicious Loktar first.

WTF? I am suddenly a buffet style restaurant or something? No Loktar for you!

 

[Yub]

You're big enough to share.

 

[Dirk Funk]

No, Yub. Dr. Dave doesn't share.

 

[Cassie]

DO NOT TAKE ANY OF DR DAVE'S PILLZLOL.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Read some of my Doctor Dave stories for the true untold history of that mad man (err, except it isn't "untold" if I'm telling it, is it?)

 

[Cassie]

None of your Dr Dave stories show up in similar threads, CONSPIRACY?

 

[Dirk Funk]

Read some of my Doctor Dave stories for the true untold history of that mad man (err, except it isn't "untold" if I'm telling it, is it?)

And I thought I was the only one who realized just how evil he is. Please link to these stories. Notice he hasn't checked in? Notice also how Hambil has been missing for the same period of time? IT'S BECAUSE HE ATE HIM!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I think they've been DELETED?!

 

[Dirk Funk]

I figured as much. He doesn't want any record of his crimes. If he's deleted your stories, it means YOU'RE NEXT!

 

[Dr Dave]

DO NOT TAKE ANY OF DR DAVE'S PILLZLOL.

TAKE THAT BACK!

 

[Dark Pickle]

NOTHING stops Dr. Dave!

 

[headvoid]

Dr Dave has wings like a shield of steel