DR DAVE MUST BE STOPPED!!!!

[Yub]

His pillzlol are placebos anyways. He is NOT EVEN A REAL DOCTOR!

 

[Cassie]

HE'S A DR OF DEATH.

 

[Dr Dave]

Am I a master of evil too?

 

[Dirk Funk]

Yes.

 

[The Dork Lord]

A master of debaters also!

 

[Dr Dave]

Much as been said of me in this thread.

 

[Gagh]

Doctor Dave bit the head off a marsupial and stole my favourite cabbage

 

[Dr Dave]

That was yours...

My bad.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Dr Dave is so tall that when he walks into a room he has to stoop. But he refuses to stoop and destroys the room instead.

 

[Dr Dave]

Why should I stoop when they could have built a bigger room.

 

[CaptainWacky]

That's one way of looking at tits.

 

[Dr Dave]

This is going to be one hard thread.

 

[Dark Pickle]

FDR's original speech read: "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself...and Dr Dave."

 

[Dr Dave]

It was nice of him to take that bit out.