Dreadful things I am NOT responsible for

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter


I bet headvoid is responsible for this.


headvoid is standing just off screen pointing a gun to Flatley, holding a sign reading "DO THE DANCE."
 

Mirah

I love you
Endorsed by Mike Rowe

Jeremy's razors: believes in 2 genders, only 1 1/2 needs to shave thier mustache
Woke does not exist
Conservatives are being cancelled-how does conservative align w/ his ad tho? Hmm
Toxic Masculinity isn't a thing
Cowboys and firefighters are most manly etc etc
He says "Stop giving your $ to woke corporations" "GIve it to me instead"

really its awful. don't say I didn't warn you!

 

The Question

Eternal
Endorsed by Mike Rowe

Jeremy's razors: believes in 2 genders, only 1 1/2 needs to shave thier mustache
Woke does not exist
Conservatives are being cancelled-how does conservative align w/ his ad tho? Hmm
Toxic Masculinity isn't a thing
Cowboys and firefighters are most manly etc etc
He says "Stop giving your $ to woke corporations" "GIve it to me instead"

really its awful. don't say I didn't warn you!


Best commercial ever.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Endorsed by Mike Rowe

Jeremy's razors: believes in 2 genders, only 1 1/2 needs to shave thier mustache
Woke does not exist
Conservatives are being cancelled-how does conservative align w/ his ad tho? Hmm
Toxic Masculinity isn't a thing
Cowboys and firefighters are most manly etc etc
He says "Stop giving your $ to woke corporations" "GIve it to me instead"

really its awful. don't say I didn't warn you!



We need to step up our targetted campaign of harrassment towards @headvoid to get him to return.
 

Cassie

Touching the monolith
Staff member


I would make him watch this entire commercial TWICE!

(skip to 35 seconds)
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
They surely could have cut that down a bit.
 

Cassie

Touching the monolith
Staff member
The whole two minutes ran on the tv yesterday!
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Adverts are more SNAPPY here, an innovation introduced by headvoid in 1973.
 

Cassie

Touching the monolith
Staff member


They are floating in a river of POOP. They should have made it more realistic, imo!
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Aren't we all floating in a river of poop?
 

Volpone

Zombie Hunter
"Life is like a shit sandwich: the more bread you have, the less shit you have to taste."
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Edgar Wright directed a McDonald's advert.



The hunger for McDonald's invade your brain like a virus, turning you into a zombie through the raising of eyebrows. The kind of satirical commentary we've come to expect from Wright!

It's good that they've stopped using "I'm lovin' it" because it means Justin Timberlake isn't getting paid anymore.
 

Cassie

Touching the monolith
Staff member


Surely headvoid is responsible for allowing a human to sing in this commercial.
 
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