Dreadful things I am NOT responsible for

[The Question]

Devil’s doughnuts?!

You kids better not be eatin' the devil's doughnuts! You know what that leads to?! Polka music! And interracial tennis! issed:

 

[CaptainWacky]

I bet headvoid is responsible for this.

headvoid is standing just off screen pointing a gun to Flatley, holding a sign reading "DO THE DANCE."

 

[Mirah]

Endorsed by Mike Rowe

Jeremy's razors: believes in 2 genders, only 1 1/2 needs to shave thier mustache
Woke does not exist
Conservatives are being cancelled-how does conservative align w/ his ad tho? Hmm
Toxic Masculinity isn't a thing
Cowboys and firefighters are most manly etc etc
He says "Stop giving your $ to woke corporations" "GIve it to me instead"

really its awful. don't say I didn't warn you!

 

[The Question]

Endorsed by Mike Rowe

Jeremy's razors: believes in 2 genders, only 1 1/2 needs to shave thier mustache
Woke does not exist
Conservatives are being cancelled-how does conservative align w/ his ad tho? Hmm
Toxic Masculinity isn't a thing
Cowboys and firefighters are most manly etc etc
He says "Stop giving your $ to woke corporations" "GIve it to me instead"

really its awful. don't say I didn't warn you!

Best commercial ever.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Endorsed by Mike Rowe

Jeremy's razors: believes in 2 genders, only 1 1/2 needs to shave thier mustache
Woke does not exist
Conservatives are being cancelled-how does conservative align w/ his ad tho? Hmm
Toxic Masculinity isn't a thing
Cowboys and firefighters are most manly etc etc
He says "Stop giving your $ to woke corporations" "GIve it to me instead"

really its awful. don't say I didn't warn you!

We need to step up our targetted campaign of harrassment towards @headvoid to get him to return.

 

[Cassie]

I would make him watch this entire commercial TWICE!

(skip to 35 seconds)

 

[CaptainWacky]

They surely could have cut that down a bit.

 

[Cassie]

The whole two minutes ran on the tv yesterday!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Adverts are more SNAPPY here, an innovation introduced by headvoid in 1973.

 

[Cassie]

They are floating in a river of POOP. They should have made it more realistic, imo!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Aren't we all floating in a river of poop?

 

[Loktar]

Aren't we all floating in a river of poop?

Yes, but occasionally there is few kernels of corn and pieces of peanuts that make poop worth living.

 

[Volpone]

"Life is like a shit sandwich: the more bread you have, the less shit you have to taste."

 

[CaptainWacky]

Edgar Wright directed a McDonald's advert.



The hunger for McDonald's invade your brain like a virus, turning you into a zombie through the raising of eyebrows. The kind of satirical commentary we've come to expect from Wright!

It's good that they've stopped using "I'm lovin' it" because it means Justin Timberlake isn't getting paid anymore.

 

[Cassie]

Surely headvoid is responsible for allowing a human to sing in this commercial.

 

[Loktar]

Surely headvoid is responsible for allowing a human to sing in this commercial.

Cat Street boys are back! Alright!

 

[Dr Dave]

That's just disturbing...

 

[The Question]

Surely headvoid is responsible for allowing a human to sing in this commercial.

Somebody needs to be beaten for that.

 

[Loktar]

Somebody needs to be beaten for that.

And then given all the Awards. I don't even own a cat and it makes me want to buy Meow Mix.

 

[The Question]

And then given all the Awards.

Maybe The People's Elbow Award.