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DREAM THREAD Part Pi.Pi!
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CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Had a dream where I was watching a news report saying all the Mythbusters had died. Apparently Adam had cancer and the others couldn't stand to live without him or wanted to make him feel better by dying too, so they all buried themselves in a mss grave(!?) and dropped a bomb down to blow up their bodies. It was mentioned that they couldn't be "resurrected" because their bodies were destroyed. And even in the dream I couldn't remember which one was Grant and which was Tory.
I really wish I was making this up (again.)
I really wish I was making this up (again.)
whisky
Boobie inspector
A weird one last night that kept changing rapidly.
It started with me and a school friend in the london underground, we were the right ages for now, but we were trying to sneak onto a train without being spotted.
We got onto the train fine, then it suddenly changed from us being on the train, to us watching the interior of the train on tv, then in came Peter Griffin and the giant chicken, and they squared up for a fight.
Just before they started fighting they changed from cartoons to real actors, but then the camera just lazily panned away from them before they could start fighting, and instead focused on a young girl who appeared to be sat sewing, but instead of sawing cloth, she was sewing thick red cotton into a block of still wrapped cheese.
The program we were watching then ended abruptly, and the BBC2 continuity announcer told us about the next program.
We both agreed that it was the worst episode of family guy ever, but also that BBC2 must have really hacked the episode to pieces for it to just end like that.
Then I tried to show my friend some custom Doctor Who action figures that I had made, but somehow inbetween me picking them up and showing them to him, the faces had fallen off.
I woke shortly after.
It started with me and a school friend in the london underground, we were the right ages for now, but we were trying to sneak onto a train without being spotted.
We got onto the train fine, then it suddenly changed from us being on the train, to us watching the interior of the train on tv, then in came Peter Griffin and the giant chicken, and they squared up for a fight.
Just before they started fighting they changed from cartoons to real actors, but then the camera just lazily panned away from them before they could start fighting, and instead focused on a young girl who appeared to be sat sewing, but instead of sawing cloth, she was sewing thick red cotton into a block of still wrapped cheese.
The program we were watching then ended abruptly, and the BBC2 continuity announcer told us about the next program.
We both agreed that it was the worst episode of family guy ever, but also that BBC2 must have really hacked the episode to pieces for it to just end like that.
Then I tried to show my friend some custom Doctor Who action figures that I had made, but somehow inbetween me picking them up and showing them to him, the faces had fallen off.
I woke shortly after.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
That dream means you're anxious about your socks not fitting anymore.
Mirah
I love you
I think you see the future. CaptainWacky is a prophet and I shall follow him!
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I hope they don't die.
Grammour Boy
Rebel
Why do we dream?
Loktar
Internet God
It keeps the voices telling me to kill at bay.
whisky
Boobie inspector
Technically not my dream, but my wife had one that should have been mine.
We had won a compition to go to Wales and see an episode of Doctor Who being filmed, but the 9th, 10th and 11th Doctors were all there, along with Rose, Martha, Astrid and Amy, and I ended up chatting up Amy.
Much better than my dream where I had a car crash on the way to a job interview, then had to attend the interview with clothes filthy from mud, then have them not even ask me any questions, appart from one of the guys who worked there who was obsessed with Warren from Buffy, and his question was only did I know if he was in anything else.
Eventually they told me I didnt get the job, but gave me a gift cirtificate for one free glass of lemonaide.
We had won a compition to go to Wales and see an episode of Doctor Who being filmed, but the 9th, 10th and 11th Doctors were all there, along with Rose, Martha, Astrid and Amy, and I ended up chatting up Amy.
Much better than my dream where I had a car crash on the way to a job interview, then had to attend the interview with clothes filthy from mud, then have them not even ask me any questions, appart from one of the guys who worked there who was obsessed with Warren from Buffy, and his question was only did I know if he was in anything else.
Eventually they told me I didnt get the job, but gave me a gift cirtificate for one free glass of lemonaide.
whisky
Boobie inspector
Me and the lads I go out drinking with wanted to go out again, but for some reason we had to ask permission from someone else we work with, but she was busy.
While we were waiting two of the girls we work with showed up, one told the other one she smelled, then offered her a mint, but instead of putting it in her mouth, she put it up her dress.
For some reason I just had a dressing gown on.
While we were waiting two of the girls we work with showed up, one told the other one she smelled, then offered her a mint, but instead of putting it in her mouth, she put it up her dress.
For some reason I just had a dressing gown on.
whisky
Boobie inspector
Dreamed I went up in a lift, in what I assumed was my mums block of flats, but when the lift doors opened at the top, I was several hundred yards away from the top of the flats, as if the lift had opened on a different block.
Then a flimsy looking metal corridor unpacked itself like an airlock from the other block to the one where I was, and connected the two.
I didnt think it looked safe to cross, then Kari from mythbusters appeared and said "race you to the other side" so I followed her across, and then somehow she ended up naked and on my face.
Woke up shortly after.
Then a flimsy looking metal corridor unpacked itself like an airlock from the other block to the one where I was, and connected the two.
I didnt think it looked safe to cross, then Kari from mythbusters appeared and said "race you to the other side" so I followed her across, and then somehow she ended up naked and on my face.
Woke up shortly after.
whisky
Boobie inspector
Last night didnt sleep well, only remember a bit of a dream about transformers, however the night before I dreamed I was outside and there was a giant spaceship in the sky towing another one.
The first one stopped too fast and the second one jacknifed around smashing into the first one, bringing them both down in a large explosion.
I ran the other way and saw a 200 foot high alien tripod walking across the field towards me, not just walking in my general direction, but heading and looking straight at me.
I ran into the block of flats where I lived as a kid and started heading up the stairs, and it kept blowing holes in the walls so that it could still see me.
Woke up before I could reach the top of the flat.
The first one stopped too fast and the second one jacknifed around smashing into the first one, bringing them both down in a large explosion.
I ran the other way and saw a 200 foot high alien tripod walking across the field towards me, not just walking in my general direction, but heading and looking straight at me.
I ran into the block of flats where I lived as a kid and started heading up the stairs, and it kept blowing holes in the walls so that it could still see me.
Woke up before I could reach the top of the flat.
Volpone
Zombie Hunter
Last night I dreamed I had insomnia.
No, really. I was staying in some crappy motel for a convention and couldn't get to sleep. First the TV was being a pain in the butt--it had an assortment of stupid remotes and the one that was the most useful also somehow controlled the lights. And then the volume was WAY UP and I couldn't get it to go down so the management came by because there were complaints. At this point the actual TV was a 1970s console style with a volume dial next to the monitor. He claimed that would turn the volume all the way down--only it wouldn't.
And for some reason my prom date from high school was my roommate for the convention and we were both sitting around naked, but didn't wind up having sex--although eventually we did find some Skinamax channel on the hotel TV. Finally I shut off the TV but still couldn't sleep and was worried that I'd be a zombie at the convention. Then I woke up for reals and realized that I wasn't at any conventions.
So after I went back to sleep, somehow, me, my brother, and my Mom (who's been dead for about 5 years) had been invited to a taping of a porno movie. And for some reason, there were all these sort of balcony/platforms suspended all over a "black box" theater/soundstage. Then one of the producers came over and wanted me to be in one of the scenes and I explained that I couldn't because my Mom was there. And by that point my Mom had just gone to sleep, so I debated seeing if I could still be in one of the scenes and decided the right thing would be to just round up my brother and see if Mom wanted to go home.
I may have had a couple other little dreams after that, but those two were the only fully formed ones.
No, really. I was staying in some crappy motel for a convention and couldn't get to sleep. First the TV was being a pain in the butt--it had an assortment of stupid remotes and the one that was the most useful also somehow controlled the lights. And then the volume was WAY UP and I couldn't get it to go down so the management came by because there were complaints. At this point the actual TV was a 1970s console style with a volume dial next to the monitor. He claimed that would turn the volume all the way down--only it wouldn't.
And for some reason my prom date from high school was my roommate for the convention and we were both sitting around naked, but didn't wind up having sex--although eventually we did find some Skinamax channel on the hotel TV. Finally I shut off the TV but still couldn't sleep and was worried that I'd be a zombie at the convention. Then I woke up for reals and realized that I wasn't at any conventions.
So after I went back to sleep, somehow, me, my brother, and my Mom (who's been dead for about 5 years) had been invited to a taping of a porno movie. And for some reason, there were all these sort of balcony/platforms suspended all over a "black box" theater/soundstage. Then one of the producers came over and wanted me to be in one of the scenes and I explained that I couldn't because my Mom was there. And by that point my Mom had just gone to sleep, so I debated seeing if I could still be in one of the scenes and decided the right thing would be to just round up my brother and see if Mom wanted to go home.
I may have had a couple other little dreams after that, but those two were the only fully formed ones.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Still hasn't happened!
I had a dream last night where one of of my old cats was still alive. They always make me sad.
Volpone
Zombie Hunter
Not a dream, so much as a fantasy, that, given "Mythbusters" was from San Francisco and San Francisco is stereotypically gay, all the male Mythbusters were gay couples (Adam and Jamie; Tory and Grant) and poor Kari was all sexually frustrated and I would take care of that.
Of course since that she's had a kid, so my dreams have been crushed.
Of course since that she's had a kid, so my dreams have been crushed.