Dual Liberation Party (DLP)

[Dual]

Enclosed please find my formal request to be included in DLP =)

Death to Cucumbers!

Welcome to the party, Initiate.

 

[Yub]

 

[jack]

Welcome to the party, Initiate.

SWEET, so now what does my initiate status require?

 

[FBI parte due]

Loktar: you may join Niggers Are Posting, but not KMD.

 

[Dual]

SWEET, so now what does my initiate status require?

General loyalty, voting for the DLP candidate in elections, siding with the DLP versus our enemies etc etc etc. After a couple elections you'll get promoted and we'll elect you to modship.

 

[jack]

Cool, I'm there. When do we get to make Cucumber Salad?

 

[Dual]

No time like the present.

 

[Loktar]

Loktar: you may join Niggers Are Posting, but not KMD.

Fuck that shit. I'd rather swear my allegiance to the DLP(hint, hint) and Dirk/Dual than be one one Chuck's Fish heads.

DEATH TO CUCUMBERS!

 

[Loktar]

I'd like to re-swear my loyalty to the DLP. I tried to go it alone without political allegiance and realize the folly of my ways. Plus I totally agree with the DLP's anti-Pickle policy.

DEATH TO CUCUMBERS!

 

[Dirk Funk]

Like the Prodigal Son, you are welcomed back into the fold.

 

[Dual]

I'd like to re-swear my loyalty to the DLP. I tried to go it alone without political allegiance and realize the folly of my ways. Plus I totally agree with the DLP's anti-Pickle policy.

DEATH TO CUCUMBERS!

We welcome you back, Loktar, on a probationary basis. You shall be granted the rank of sub-Initiate until such time as your loyalty has been proven.

Premier Dual

 

[Loktar]

We welcome you back, Loktar, on a probationary basis. You shall be granted the rank of sub-Initiate until such time as your loyalty has been proven.

Premier Dual

Thank you, I will try my best not to fail you and Master Dirk again.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Enclosed please find my formal request to be included in DLP =)

Death to Cucumbers!

SWEET, so now what does my initiate status require?

General loyalty, voting for the DLP candidate in elections, siding with the DLP versus our enemies etc etc etc. After a couple elections you'll get promoted and we'll elect you to modship.

LOL It's like Mr. Magoo joining the Lollipop Guild! :rofl:

 

[jack]

You sound jealous :bigass:

 

[The Dork Lord]

Hell no. I'm getting the popcorn ready for when you and Karl have your inevitable falling out. He (like practically everyone) hates you more than I do.

Should be fun to watch

 

[jack]

Oh I dunno about that...we've been facebook friends for some time, and the only hate around here is your transformed jealousy, it would appear.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Oh Jackie, you make it too easy sometimes...

 

[J&L Massacres]

Hell no. I'm getting the popcorn ready for when you and Karl have your inevitable falling out. He (like practically everyone) hates you more than I do.

Should be fun to watch

Jack, he and I are facebook friends and look what happened. He posted IRL info and a map to where I lived and stuff. He'll stab you in the back when it's most convenient for him. True he's not a troll, but he is an asshole.

 

[Dual]

Jack, he and I are facebook friends and look what happened. He posted IRL info and a map to where I lived and stuff. He'll stab you in the back when it's most convenient for him. True he's not a troll, but he is an asshole.

I did no such thing, liar. A metro map of northern Illinois showing the state's immediate proximity to Indiana does not a "map to where you live" make.

 

[J&L Massacres]

You showed the exact city and state of where I live with the city in bold.