Dual was right: a Public Service Announcement on Christina Hendricks

[SAUSAGEMAN]

Oh, what a nice looking lady.

Wait, what's that?

AUGGGH

 

[Dual]

Omg ewww

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Opposable toes! She's descended from orangutans!

 

[FBI parte due]

I have absolutely no problem with that.

 

[Cassie]

She has big BUNIONS.

 

[The Tomtrek]

AND BREASTS.

 

[CaptainWacky]

As if I'd ever look that far down.

 

[Conchaga]

Someone warn BDM not to look!

 

[Blindgroping]

AND BREASTS.

Bears repeating.

 

[Yub]

 

[Conchaga]

 

[Gagh]

OMG WOMAN IN PUBLIC EYE HAS BODY PART THAT DOES NOT CONFORM TO A PERFECTIONIST'S VIEW SHOCKER!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

AND SHE WORE THAT SAME PAIR OF JEANS ONE TIME THREE YEARS AGO - WHAT A FUCKIN DISGRACE

 

[Tisiphone]

Slag!

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

OMG WOMAN IN PUBLIC EYE HAS BODY PART THAT DOES NOT CONFORM TO A PERFECTIONIST'S VIEW SHOCKER!

It's even worse than that - she's had to mutilate her feet to conform to societal expectations that Proper Women wear heels. It's really tragic

 

[CaptainWacky]

SHE ONCE FORGOT TO POLISH HER BREASTS IN THE MORNING.

 

[Cassie]

EVEN HER TOES ARE CURVACEOUS!

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

That's not a curve - it's an illegal left turn.

 

[Gagh]

It's even worse than that - she's had to mutilate her feet to conform to societal expectations that Proper Women wear heels. It's really tragic

Yeah, but an actress at an evening do, in a pretty frock and Nike Airs is going to look pretty stupid.