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Dual was right: a Public Service Announcement on Christina Hendricks

SAUSAGEMAN

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Oh, what a nice looking lady. :)

Wait, what's that?

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AUGGGH
 
Omg ewww
 
Opposable toes! She's descended from orangutans!
 
I have absolutely no problem with that.
 
She has big BUNIONS.
 
AND BREASTS.
 
As if I'd ever look that far down.
 
Someone warn BDM not to look!
 
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OMG WOMAN IN PUBLIC EYE HAS BODY PART THAT DOES NOT CONFORM TO A PERFECTIONIST'S VIEW SHOCKER!
 
AND SHE WORE THAT SAME PAIR OF JEANS ONE TIME THREE YEARS AGO - WHAT A FUCKIN DISGRACE
 
Slag!
 
OMG WOMAN IN PUBLIC EYE HAS BODY PART THAT DOES NOT CONFORM TO A PERFECTIONIST'S VIEW SHOCKER!

It's even worse than that - she's had to mutilate her feet to conform to societal expectations that Proper Women wear heels. It's really tragic :(
 
SHE ONCE FORGOT TO POLISH HER BREASTS IN THE MORNING.
 
EVEN HER TOES ARE CURVACEOUS!
 
That's not a curve - it's an illegal left turn.
 
It's even worse than that - she's had to mutilate her feet to conform to societal expectations that Proper Women wear heels. It's really tragic :(

Yeah, but an actress at an evening do, in a pretty frock and Nike Airs is going to look pretty stupid.
 
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