Eastenders Live Episode Script

[headvoid]

Token Gay Character: I'm not convinced. I want to marry my partner, who isn't in this scene because he's only a recurring guest star.

QFT!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

He'll get a new job in "Manchester" (lol "man chest" I'll be he likes that being gay) soon and never be seen again.

 

[Gagh]

Courtesy of next week's Private Eye (I get it early on subscription)

 

[Fuddlemiff]

WATCHOO FINK I CAME DAHN IN THE LAST DROP OF RAIN?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

THERE'S ONE BORN EVERY MINUTE, AIN'T THERE?

 

[CaptainWacky]

YOU SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG