Easter care package

[FBI parte due]

Smart financial choice, in today's realty market!

 

[YingSawSay]

sex with ducks!

duckfuckOMG!

 

[Dr Dave]

duck duck fuck!

 

[Laker_Girl]

Your mom is rad. (<-----I'm bringing "rad" back. Saw it in a post and thought it needed to come back, it is time.)

Aaaaaaanyway, somewhere between 25 and present day I became in charge of all baskets Easter...I HATE IT! :bigass:

 

[YingSawSay]

RadOMG!

 

[Dr Dave]

rad.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Some kids just came to my door and said "TRICK OR TREAT!" to mess with my mind (they know I'm crazy) so I encased them in choclate as an offering to our Lord and Saviour Hurley.

 

[Tisiphone]

Did you shrink them first? Or are they life-sized?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Live-sized. The way Hurley likes them.

 

[Tisiphone]

U da man!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Hehe, they're begging for their lives.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Tell them that they have to fuck a duck to live, and when they do, mock them mercilessly.

 

[FBI parte due]

You should invest in a good BB gun, so when you get old and crazy you can shoot cats and small children who come near your yard.

 

[Dr Dave]

Are you going to eat one of them Wacky?

 

[Cassie]

chocolate covered brats!

 

[Dr Dave]

tast like chicken (and chocolate)!

 

[CaptainWacky]

A BlazerBoy gun?

 

[Dr Dave]

*zap*

 

[CaptainWacky]

Zaaaaaap!

 

[Dr Dave]

ouch!SADEDadsfdsdgf