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Easter care package

Smart financial choice, in today's realty market!
 
duck duck fuck!
 
Your mom is rad. (<-----I'm bringing "rad" back. Saw it in a post and thought it needed to come back, it is time.)

Aaaaaaanyway, somewhere between 25 and present day I became in charge of all baskets Easter...I HATE IT! :bigass:
 
rad.
 
Some kids just came to my door and said "TRICK OR TREAT!" to mess with my mind (they know I'm crazy) so I encased them in choclate as an offering to our Lord and Saviour Hurley.
 
Did you shrink them first? Or are they life-sized?
 
Live-sized. The way Hurley likes them.
 
U da man!
 
Hehe, they're begging for their lives.
 
Tell them that they have to fuck a duck to live, and when they do, mock them mercilessly.
 
You should invest in a good BB gun, so when you get old and crazy you can shoot cats and small children who come near your yard.
 
Are you going to eat one of them Wacky?
 
chocolate covered brats!
 
tast like chicken (and chocolate)!
 
A BlazerBoy gun?
 
*zap*
 
Zaaaaaap!
 
ouch!SADEDadsfdsdgf
 
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