Eggs Mayo to marry David Wright in first legal gay marriage in NYC?

[Big Dick McGee]

I bet he wishes!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

YOUD WIN THAT BET sigh

 

[Dr Dave]

Who?

 

[Seph]

cares?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Dr Dave]

Ah a football player.

 

[Tisiphone]

No butt slapping pix?

 

[Big Dick McGee]

No, he doesn't slap butts, that would hit too close to home (he'd get a visible erection).

 

[CaptainWacky]

TAKE ME OUT TO THE HOLOSUITE.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

If I had a holodeck, I'd totally use it for nerdy shit, like banging the Queen of England while Kate Winslet and Jackie Onassis did stuff to each other.

 

[Tisiphone]

Um okay...

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Wait, I meant to say "nerdy shit like going back in time to see Babe Ruth and Ty Cobb and Willie "Say Hey Kid" Mays play baseball.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd create multiple Natalie Portmans from age 18 to the present day then have sex with them all.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

You win.

 

[Dr Dave]

If I had a holodeck, I'd totally use it for nerdy shit, like banging the Queen of England while Kate Winslet and Jackie Onassis did stuff to each other.

...

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I want to go to a Met game and try to slap David Wright's butt.

 

[Dr Dave]

Security won't take to kindly to that.

 

[Tisiphone]

^I have a feeling he might not mind being cuffed by men in uniforms.