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Eggs Mayonnaise/Loki Bans SaintLucifer From LoNaf! Wahhhhh

Paladin

Paladin

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Today your hero SaintLucifer registered at LoNaf and began to post left and right there. Seems yours truly ran into Eggs Mayonnaise of Troll Kingdom who is also known as Loki at LoNaf. Poor Eggs Mayonnaise was just not going to take any futher guff from SaintLucifer. No rules were broken. What happened you all ask? I shall explain. Loki/Eggs Mayonnaise did not like SaintLucifer telling the bitch to go fuck himself so he posted to this effect. Then SaintLucifer in LoNaf was warned by Loki/Eggs Mayonnaise it was not a good idea to tell an Administrator to go fuck himself. Your hero SaintLucifer's response? Naturally I told Loki/Eggs Mayonnaise to go fuck himself and mind his own business since nothing I post is any of his fucking business. Bammmmmm! Yours truly SaintLucifer was a fully-registered member of LoNaf for all of one half-hour and most of that time was spent playing in the arcade. SaintLucifer's terrible crime that got him banned from LoNaf? Telling an wimpy crybaby asshole Administrator to fuck off and leave him alone. Imagine that? Not a single rule was broken other than to tell Loki/Eggs Mayonnaise, an individual who has no life other than to become Admin at a LOSER site, to go completey fuck himself and mind his own motherfucking business. This is all that got me banned? Wow. *tosses some Kleenex to Loki/Eggs Mayonnaise* Here you go fucking crybaby. I have already made Zodiac my bitch by making him cry too. Seems I have done the very same to you. Fucking wimpy suck. Waaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh waaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh mommy he told me to fuck off! Waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh! I have clearly make Loki/Eggs Mayonnaise, Zodiac/Messenger and Tamar_Garish (useless cripple) my bitches. I OWN you all.
 
I have been banned from LoNaf and in record time too! Less than a half an hour it took for me to be banned and I spent most of that time in the arcade. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaa. I guess that's what happens when one tells an Administrator to shut the fuck up and go fuck himself because I was not talking to him. The moment the Administrator got that PM from me BAMMMMMMMMM! I was banned. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaa
 
Ha! Now, that is funny. A troll is banned by another troll then the troll that was banned cries foul play while claiming the banning troll is the cryer. Is this the thread we jump up and down in while shouting "I won! I won!"
 
Mentalist said:
LOL!

You gimp. You flamed everyone in sight. You tiried your luck with Eggs and he slapped you down like the worthless n00b you are.
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Ahhhh, there you are! Angry that I owned your ass in LoNaf even if momentarily? I should like you to explain how Eggs 'slapped me down' when he was required to ban me? That is not the act of an individual who slaps another down, that is the act of a COWARD who reacts in the only way he knows how, like a fucking whiny bitch who is shitting his pants in the presence of the great SaintLucifer.

Truly you need to control your anger. I clearly made you look like the child-molesting pedophilic fuck that you are and this angered you. Now piss off before I further make you my bitch. I have already destroyed Eggs' credibility. Yours was destroyed the moment you were posting pictures of little girls in LoNaf and me calling you on it.
 
Paladin said:

Ahhhh, there you are! Angry that I owned your ass in LoNaf even if momentarily? I should like you to explain how Eggs 'slapped me down' when he was required to ban me? That is not the act of an individual who slaps another down, that is the act of a COWARD who reacts in the only way he knows how, like a fucking whiny bitch who is shitting his pants in the presence of the great SaintLucifer.

Truly you need to control your anger. I clearly made you look like the child-molesting pedophilic fuck that you are and this angered you. Now piss off before I further make you my bitch. I have already destroyed Eggs' credibility. Yours was destroyed the moment you were posting pictures of little girls in LoNaf and me calling you on it.
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I think there is only one angry person around here.


Oh and..

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Paladin said:
Seems yours truly ran into Eggs Mayonnaise of Troll Kingdom who is also known as Loki at LoNaf.
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Well that little sneak!!! I'm so glad you uncovered this dear. It seems we have a spy in our midst!!!!!

:|
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Paladin said:
wakka wakka wakka !! more shit no one is going to bother reading. FUCK, WHY DOES NO ONE CARE ABOUT AN EVENT AS IMPORTANT AS BEING BANNED FROM A FORUM ON THE INTERNET?
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Paladin said:
I have been banned from LoNaf and in record time too! Less than a half an hour it took for me to be banned and I spent most of that time in the arcade. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaa. I guess that's what happens when one tells an Administrator to shut the fuck up and go fuck himself because I was not talking to him. The moment the Administrator got that PM from me BAMMMMMMMMM! I was banned. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaa
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So your record of 5 minutes at Wordforge has been broken!!! Well done!
 
Paladin said:

Ahhhh, there you are! Angry that I owned your ass in LoNaf even if momentarily? I should like you to explain how Eggs 'slapped me down' when he was required to ban me? That is not the act of an individual who slaps another down, that is the act of a COWARD who reacts in the only way he knows how, like a fucking whiny bitch who is shitting his pants in the presence of the great SaintLucifer.

Truly you need to control your anger. I clearly made you look like the child-molesting pedophilic fuck that you are and this angered you. Now piss off before I further make you my bitch. I have already destroyed Eggs' credibility. Yours was destroyed the moment you were posting pictures of little girls in LoNaf and me calling you on it.
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Ah, you pathetic little wannabe. You see, at LoNAF, unlike here, there's actually a structured society. That means there are rules. You broke those rules from the get go, so you got banned. You didn't own anything (that's not entirely true-- you help own yourself by getting banned. I'll give you that).

Now, you're complaining that you got unjustly banned. Fine, let's examine the scene of the grime. First, in this thread
(http://www.lonaf.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=23145)
you announced your presence, in your own inimitable style.
loki first welcomes you, and then lets you know that it don't quite work the same at LoNAF as over here.
You tell him to bugger off. Nevermind that's what got you banned then and there, you shouldn't have done that. He was simply saying hi, play nice.

Secondly, throughout the TK Guestrooms forum, you accuse Caitriona of banning you and Mentalist of being a pedophile because of his AV. To each his own, my Satanic friend, but it doesn't endear you to the native population. And if your goal is to troll the natives, alienating yourself from them is rather counter-productive.

Thirdly, in the Board QSF forum, you make the thinly veiled threat of trolling LoNAF to the ground like you 'did' here. Again, not too smart.

Fourthly, in the Worm Hole forum, you flat out flame Mentalist. Unlike the previous case in Worm Hole, where the Admins are also TKers, both mods of the Worm Hole have little to do with this board as possible, and would have warned you for flaming with no hesitation.

You see, we don't do flaming and blatant trolling at LoNAF save in the No Holds Barred forum. Since you proved yourself unwilling to test the waters and see where to do what, loki simply didn't see the need for you to contribute to LoNAF after you looked the gift horse in the mouth.

You did set a record for the fastest perma at LoNAF, by the way. Only 16 posts. And to date, you're the second member perma'd. That's fairly pathetic.

Oh, and be glad you didn't post in the Cabinet. That would have been me warning your silly ass.

And because I'm a nice guy, I have something for you. I know you'll enjoy it.
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You guys are Horrible
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I've been sitting here for the past ten minutes laughing myself to tears at some of the things I've read in here!!

My side hurts now!! :)

Lucy seems to be the only troll in Internet History that can start up Hurricanes everywhere he goes. We should give him a Medal for that
 
starguard said:
You guys are Horrible
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I've been sitting here for the past ten minutes laughing myself to tears at some of the things I've read in here!!

My side hurts now!! :)

Lucy seems to be the only troll in Internet History that can start up Hurricanes everywhere he goes. We should give him a Medal for that
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Lucy is one of the poorest trolls in Internet history. His ultra quick bannings proves that without a doubt wherever he goes.

*Newsflash*A troll doesn't want to get banned from a site. What's the point in that. A clever troll plays his audience and skirts the rules but never crosses them to get their point across. All Lucy has in his arsenal is cheap flames and a shitty attitude. He's the very definition of a one trick pony.

All you have to do is call people retards/gay/assholes on a forum that doesn't have a community that appreciates that behavior and has clear rules set up explaining that it's not welcome there and *bam* you're banned. The fact that he was unable to even adapt a character beyond his usual tirade of senseless jibberish goes to show how dull he is.


There is absolutley no skill involved. His ranting and raving stupidity are rather feeble and sad as it happens. The ONLY thing Lucy has going for him here at TK is his persistance and continued presence. You want to beat his record Starguard? Just go to Lonaf and flame people and see what happens. We'll line you and Lucy up like the ending of ANH and give you your medals.


What else I find amusing is the fact that even though Lucy hates everyone and has a god complex that allows no other people to feature in his internet fantasy about himself he stil makes these declaritive threads pronouncing the injustices and his amazing conquests...


To who exactly is he doing this the benefit for? Is it you Starguard? You seem to be the only one who's enamoured with this n00b, but then again, that doesn't surprise me.
 
That seems to be Lucys way of just tooting his own horn, thats all. All in all I don't think at heart that he really means to hurt anybody, he's just being his own fool self
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You have to admit though, he does have a way of getting everyones attention ;)
 
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