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Eggs Mayonnaise/Loki Bans SaintLucifer From LoNaf! Wahhhhh

starguard said:
That seems to be Lucys way of just tooting his own horn, thats all. All in all I don't think at heart that he really means to hurt anybody, he's just being his own fool self
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You have to admit though, he does have a way of getting everyones attention ;)
This is a troll. It's somewhat clever, but the delivery is weak.

Just give a sincere apology and be done with it, fuckwit.
 
You got exactly what you deserved, you fucking spastic. If you come to a board with rules acting like - well, like yourself, your fate is pretty much doomed.

Hope you enjoyed your brief stay - we're all laughing about what a huge, useless cunt you are right now, Luci!
 
starguard said:
That seems to be Lucys way of just tooting his own horn, thats all. All in all I don't think at heart that he really means to hurt anybody, he's just being his own fool self
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You have to admit though, he does have a way of getting everyones attention ;)


Fancy giving LoNAF a whirl, shithead?
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:

Hmm. According to this post EGGS is MESSENGER/ZODIAC. You mean to tell me I was banned by ZODIAC and simply for being SaintLucifer? Now that is so pathetic. This man just cannot handle me!
 
Gagh said:
You got exactly what you deserved, you fucking spastic. If you come to a board with rules acting like - well, like yourself, your fate is pretty much doomed.

Hope you enjoyed your brief stay - we're all laughing about what a huge, useless cunt you are right now, Luci!

Awww, are you gonig to cry one to whom I never post because he is a worthless spamming fuck? You are just an angry shit because all you do is spam, spam and spam some more. You are clearly useless and lacking in intellect.
 
Zodiac said:
This is a troll. It's somewhat clever, but the delivery is weak.

Just give a sincere apology and be done with it, fuckwit.

Some troll. I constantly make you jump through hoops. It was YOU who got SaintLucifer banned from Troll Kingdom in the first place because of your constant whining. It was YOU who got FascistCanuck and Ghost banned from Wordforge simply because both were getting all of the attention that you sought so badly. You have become a joke in Wordforge and you know it. At least I was kicked out of Wordforge with some dignity, not like a whining spastic you have proven yourself to be. I am curious, why are you HERE and not in Wordforge? Did you get run out of there as I ran you out of here? Bwaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

By the way, thank you for defending Paladin when a certain someone claimed right here in Troll Kingdom that it was possible he was a SaintLucifer dual. In fact, I recall you told that certain someone it wa utterly IMPOSSIBLE for Paladin to be a SaintLucifer dual. I should like to remind you both Paladin and SaintLucifer were laughing their asses at you whilst they were both in Troll Kingdom at the very same time which is what threw you completely off the scent. I clearly made you my bitch with Paladin and you know it. Now go back to Wordforge and find someone else to start long, whiny threads about.
 
Paladin said:
Awww, are you gonig to cry one to whom I never post because he is a worthless spamming fuck? You are just an angry shit because all you do is spam, spam and spam some more. You are clearly useless and lacking in intellect.

I ain't angry, and I see shit in you. You are a lifeless, sorry, balding, flabby no-lifer, who has and will achieve nothing. You clearly have no real life relationships, and I seriously doubt your own family, if you have any, give a flying fuck about you.

You only continue to come here because it has clearly been the only site that won't kick you out of it's doors. You have absolutely no redeeming features. You cannot post anything remotely resembling coherency. Your posting style is less pallatable than a dog-shit sandwich, which ironically, the contents of match your posts indentically.

You wander aimlessly from thread to thread in the hope that some day somebody will embrace you. You have only one person who can even begin to stomach you, and that is Starguard. That tells everyone all they need to know.

You, my sad sack of half-soaked oats, are a walking suicide-in-waiting. Do it, and hire somebody to post the act on Youtube. We could all do with a laugh, and an excuse to break out a bottle of beer.
 
Gagh said:
I ain't angry, and I see shit in you. You are a lifeless, sorry, balding, flabby no-lifer, who has and will achieve nothing. You clearly have no real life relationships, and I seriously doubt your own family, if you have any, give a flying fuck about you.

You only continue to come here because it has clearly been the only site that won't kick you out of it's doors. You have absolutely no redeeming features. You cannot post anything remotely resembling coherency. Your posting style is less pallatable than a dog-shit sandwich, which ironically, the contents of match your posts indentically.

You wander aimlessly from thread to thread in the hope that some day somebody will embrace you. You have only one person who can even begin to stomach you, and that is Starguard. That tells everyone all they need to know.

You, my sad sack of half-soaked oats, are a walking suicide-in-waiting. Do it, and hire somebody to post the act on Youtube. We could all do with a laugh, and an excuse to break out a bottle of beer.

Perhaps you are angry that STARGUARD is not in the least bit affected by my posts whereas you are clearly upset by them as this post shows. Perhaps the mere fact STARGUARD is not intimidated by me whereas the rest of you are is rather telling in itself yes? I would suggest STARGUARD is sharp enough to know that I own every single one of you.

You are quite correct about this site being the only one that does not kick me out entirely although they have tried several times. Wait, there is one exception but I will not discuss that.

The mere fact you have been responding to all of my posts proves without a doubt you have seen fit to 'embrace' me as it were. I have clearly upset you to the point you have physically threatened me. Such is the weakness of your mind brute force is all you have left and even that would never save you from the likes of myself. In self-defense I merely point out I know for a fact I could bitchslap you down to the pavement without even drawing a single breath it would be so quick.

By the way dipshit, it is 'PALATABLE', not 'pallatable' as you spelled it. You were saying something about fucking 'coherency'? Seems to me you have absolutely no problem understanding my posts, so much so you resort to physical violence against my person. How's that 'coherency' coming along for you now bitch?

Speaking of coherency, what the fuck is this?

the contents of match your posts indentically.

Stupid fuck. Think next time before you post you dumb piece-of-shit.
 
Luci's bragging rights as the most obnoxious poster on the internet is a little like being the guy with the largest collection of pig sphincters on the planet; it may very well be true, but it doesn't mean I want to go look at it.
 
Big Dick McGee said:
I wonder if that's her real hair colour?


ZOMG, I'M GONNA BE BANNED 'CAUSE THAT COULD BE MISCONTRUED AS PAEDOPHILIA!!

Exactly my point. That is all I said when I was in LoNaf. I pointed out that Mentalcase had an affinity for young girls because he kept posting images of them. That would be borderline pedophilia and I pointed this out to the Admins. I was merely making an observation and nothing more. THIS is what caused the Admin known as Loki (nee Eggs Mayonnaise of Troll Kingdom) to threaten me with a ban via PM. I responded to Loki's PM by telling him to fuck off and mind his own fucking business. Bammmmmm! I was banned.

By the way, Mentalcase clearly loves little girls. Just look at his posts in here and in LoNaf otherwise why would he post them? He is a pedophile and everyone here knows you. The post you have just made has been done by you only in the hopes of illustrating a point. You are no pedophile. I also suggested in LoNaf that everyone keep close watch on their children around people like Mentalcase. This enraged everyone at LoNaf.
 
Donovan said:
Luci's bragging rights as the most obnoxious poster on the internet is a little like being the guy with the largest collection of pig sphincters on the planet; it may very well be true, but it doesn't mean I want to go look at it.

Hey DONOVAN! I saw you in LoNaf! What a complete SUCK you are in there! You post like a little bitch over there. I was flabbergasted. You posted with what was clearly FEAR on your mind. In only the mildest manner do any of your posts in LoNaf come even close to the way you post here. You are such a fucking coward you post like the bitch you are because you are afraid. At least I change my fucking posting style for no one. Unlike you my little Irish faggot I have balls and therefore am not afraid to display them with pride.
 
Paladin said:
Hey DONOVAN! I saw you in LoNaf! What a complete SUCK you are in there! You post like a little bitch over there. I was flabbergasted. You posted with what was clearly FEAR on your mind. In only the mildest manner do any of your posts in LoNaf come even close to the way you post here. You are such a fucking coward you post like the bitch you are because you are afraid. At least I change my fucking posting style for no one. Unlike you my little Irish faggot I have balls and therefore am not afraid to display them with pride.


As usual, neither of us has the slightest idea what you're babbling on about. I think I made maybe one post over there a couple days ago?
 
Donovan said:
As usual, neither of us has the slightest idea what you're babbling on about. I think I made maybe one post over there a couple days ago?

You sir are a liar. You posted in the temporary forum for TK'ers which was created for the sole purpose of hosting Troll Kingdom denizens until such time as the move to another server was complete. It was truly a sad thing to see what with you literally sucking everyone's cock in there. It was so bad I completely ignored you because I just could not stand to bother with someone who was so thoroughly cowed by the fact he was in a forum other than Troll Kingdom. You were AFRAID. That much was evident. Your posts were constructed with care not to perhaps sleight anyone for fear you would be banned. Whilst I was at LoNaf I swore I could hear the sucking sounds as your mouth worked on the cocks of everyone at LoNaf. It was deafening I tell you! Shit but I started to think you were acting in LoNaf exactly as ZODIAC does in Wordforge - with extreme care and lots of whining.

All I have done by being banned from LoNaf and Wordforge is to prove my superiority and nothing more. You and ZODIAC change your posts whenever you visit a forum outside of Troll Kingdom. I do not. How do you think ZODIAC knew I was both FascistCanuck and Ghost you stupid fuck? Simple. I made it blatantly obvious by refusing to change my posting style in the slightest. Shit but EVERYONE at Wordforge knew it was me. The only person who SAID it was me would be your hero ZODIAC. Tell me but do you suck his cock on a nightly basis or from time to time? I am curious. I know he is ALWAYS available simply by sheer dint of the fact he never leaves mommy's house.
 
*STOMP* *STOMP* *STOMP* *RANT* *RAVE* *STOMP* *STOMP* "I'M KING OF THE INTRAVERSE!!" *STOMP* *STOMP* *STOMP* "SUCK MY COCK" *ROTFLMFAO* *STOMP* *STOMP*
 


Mocking certain individuals is construed as being angry? Since when? I am clearly making you all look like the fools you are. This is the only way you are capable of handling one such as myself - by either getting me banned which in this case is impossible or by making ridiculous claims. Every single post I have made clearly shows you are all fools and idiots. Look how you are reacting now. Did I not anger your Admin hero of LoNaf for mocking your love for little girls? Why was Eggsy so angry? Simple. You BITCHED to Eggsy about my posts in LoNaf like the whiny little bitch you are. Does this remind you of someone who reacts in exactly the same manner when someone has successfully bitchslapped them in another site? You are correct. Yes it does remind one of ZODIAC. Now get your mouth back around ZODIAC's cock as I am certain he is lurking about Troll Kingdom waiting for me to leave. Once you have done your stuff with ZODIAC's cock you may begin the same with EGGY'S cock.
 
Oh yeah, you mention Zodiac a lot as well don't you. Like.. A LOT.

Even at Lonaf your few posts were littered with references to him when he doesn't even post there. Interesting that you angry little man.


And another question: If you're mocking us then to whom exactly are you mocking us too?
 
Mentalist said:
*STOMP* *STOMP* *STOMP* *RANT* *RAVE* *STOMP* *STOMP* "I'M KING OF THE INTRAVERSE!!" *STOMP* *STOMP* *STOMP* "SUCK MY COCK" *ROTFLMFAO* *STOMP* *STOMP*

Jerking off over that little girl with the pink hair are you? You do realise there are laws against such things yes? Why not post another picture of a 16 year old Michelle Trachtenburg as you did in LoNaf? Better yet, post more pictures of that extremely young pink-haired twat as you did in LoNaf? What of that animated avatar you displayed in LoNaf where you are dressed as an animal and you are chasing down that same pink-haired little girl? That avatar displayed your true feelings about little girls. I would suggest you need to be locked up lest you decide to take a fancy towards a neighbour's 8 year old daughter.
 
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