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Eggs Mayonnaise/Loki Bans SaintLucifer From LoNaf! Wahhhhh
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Paladin
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Zodiac said:Don't worry, Luci. I'm sure I'll get you completely banned from TK as well, in time.
But of course. I do agree with you. Just do the same thing you did in Wordforge, create and entire thread about WHY I should be banned and then posts all kinds of rules you claim I broke there. You waited until I was banned and then pretended not to know it and then posted 'you always were a coward. I wipe the floor with you' AFTER I was banned. Oh yes but you are soooooooo brave. Now that I am here I am willing to show all how much you are my bitch. I forced you to ban me from Wordforge just as surely as I forced little Eggsy suck to ban me from LoNaf. This is the ONLY way the likes of yourself, Eggsy and Mentalcase can ever see fit to take me on - by having me banned. Now get your mouth back around my shaft you whiny little bitch. You can cry to your mommy another time. Don't forget to start your BAN SAINTLUCIFER/PALADIN campaign as you did in Wordforge and as Eggsy did in LoNaf. The very fact I FORCE you bitches into such actions is PWnage enough thanks to my greatness.
Paladin
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Eggs Mayonnaise said:
Lying fuck. You were utterly PISSED in the PM you sent me. Why else was I banned so fast? The incredible part was the fact much of my time was spent in the Arcade. You know this and I know it bitch. You completely flipped out in your PM to me which is why I told you to go fuck yourself and mind your own business. You were literally screaming shit about how this won't fly and that won't fly in LoNaf. You told me Mentalcase was upset about my calling him a pedophile. Quit lying bitch. You seek only to cover your whiny bitch ass. Go cry to mommy.
Paladin
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Lilac said:You know Lucy, I'm having fun here. Let us deconstruct your career at LoNAF, post by post, for the benefit of any TK denizen that opt not to go to my home board. There are only 16 of them.
Post number one! (All times are PST)
You start off with an absurd-- and false-- claim. It so seems to me that Troll Kingdom is alive and well. But let's just attribute that to a hunch, shall we?
You also call the lot of us LoNAFites 'bitches'. Being the outsider you are, that wouldn't go well with us, and would, at best, earn you a friendly warning not to do that again.
Secondly, you demand we bow down in 'great respect, for' we 'shall never meet another'. I'll freely agree with that-- I don't think I'll meet someone quite like you again. The Gutterites at ComicCon had a bit more intelligence (and could even be endearing, for the annoying ones); and Jillian... well, she's Jillian, a class of her own (and at least three above yours).
Again, you repeat your demand that we get down. Being your first post, that would still get you only a friendly.
Your second post:
There are several ways we can interepret this post, including an unrealized sexual fantasy of having sex with TK's server on your part. Regardless what you meant by this post, it started an exchange with Shatter, which follows here:
Breaking the dialogue here to clarify LoNAF policy: LoNAF does not permit duals. Shatter and Mentalist are two, very different people. Sorry.
Your final post in that thread, which Shatter responds with (well after you've been banned by loki):
Had that kept up, Shatter would have ended up trolling you. That would have been endlessly amusing.
So far, we have 5 of your 16 posts in two threads. Moving on.
Your third post on the board:
A brilliant display of intelligence. So deep, that we won't even bother trying to fathom what you mean by this lurid declaritive statement. But we do have a suggestion that will help in the future: Lay off whatever you've been taking; it's clearly messing with your fragile mind.
Post number four!:
That's nice, son. But I must point out a fallacy: Subsisting on only sperm will not spare you from starvation. There's not enough protein. But it would be a good indicator at what may be causing your insanity.
Next post:
Here, you have your first run-in with the LoNAF staff. Tomtrek, not a TK member in the least, is one of the board Admins. Your accusations against Mentalist would now warrant a warning, had you stayed at the board.
Instead, Tomtrek does have a sense of humour.
I couldn't agree more with your reply to Tomtrek.
We now have 9 of your 16 posts, accross 5 threads.
A deliberate and stupid direct flame against Hambil. Who happened to be on LoNAF well before you, and has the respect of the board.
Gagh, one of the TK Guestroom mods, posted this the next morning not knowing you'd been banned:
Not all boards are Troll Kingdom, Lucy. Which just may be why you keep getting the banhammer swung at you.
Gagh's further opinion is this, in the last post of that thread:
In our next exhibit, Mentalist was once again your target, but your mental state isn't one that can make a coherent argument against another person. Observe:
We're quite happy in not seeing picture of your cuntness.
Next.
Ah, something that makes some coherent sense! Is this possible?
Cait banned you for posting a browser crasher. That was stupid of you; I would ban you had you done that on my board or in my forum. But she doesn't ban the crasher originator.
My guess is this: The originator has nothing to do with Troll Kingdom in the slightest. You found a cute little toy somewhere on the Interwebs, and decide to use it to 'troll' Troll Kingdom. Your ploy was quickly found, and you were shown the door, because while I don't know Cait that well, she wouldn't be welcome on LoNAF if she posted garbage like that.
Oh, and your signature laugh is juvenile.
We'll return to this thread in a moment.
Been said before, by others.
That was the plan already.
Didn't you say 10 minutes prior that it was a browser-crasher? You're certainly proving that liars do exist at Troll Kingdom. Those that are honest here aren't thrilled with the likes of you.
See: jack, Jillian.
missmanners let you back in. She has her own reasons, I'd suspect.
Amusing ego you have.
Here's the difference between LoNAF and TK: We gladly ban people for being complete unrepentent pricks. We have at least two permabanned members-- inlcuding you. And with the mod net we have...
Actually, most LoNAFites don't give a single flying damn about Troll Kingdom.
Stroke the ego. Go on, do it. It may be the only orgasm you'll ever have.
Yep, it is.
The board was going through staff changes and gearing up for a server move.
So what?
If jack squat is a lot, I'll agree with you.
I see it more as they know you're a big nuisance and don't want to deal with you.
I'm sure that's news to them.
Just keep telling yourself that. Maybe someday you'll believe it. Especially when there's a Mormon on LoNAF.
And TBBS hates TK. And ComicCon hates TK. And ExIsle hates TK. And SD.net hates TK. Need I go on?
The looney bin's already full: Jillian and her cadre of duals are there and can't be vacated to make room.
Isn't that quaint? I'm sure you didn't do ANYTHING to bring about their unmitigated ire against you. :roll:
Like what? Ban you? No law broken there.
As such, you need to watch your mouth.
As it is, this is the thread that prompted the admins to keep an eye on you.
Now you move forums and into the Worm Hole.
And in this thread, you attack a LoNAFite with no TK connection:
You don't know how to read, do you?
Also, The Worm Hole is moderated by two members that don't have any connection to Troll Kingdom. Either one of them would have warned your silly ass so quickly you would find it cowering in a stable, regardless of any 'legitimate' content you may have had.
Flaming is NOT welcome in any forum outside of NHB at LoNAF.
Now, we go back to your very first thread, in the Guestroom.
loki posts at 4
To which you reply at 4
Fuck off. No one was talking to you bitch.
And, at 4:40, you've been banned.
You barely made over one hour.
Now, as to your claim that Mentalist reported you to loki, Mentalist was not online at all during your brief stain on Lonaf.
I have a post at 11:48 am 08/03/06 and his next at 4:42 pm the same day. You posted from 3:31 to 4:39 and were banned at 4:40, two minutes before he next posted.
Buh-bye now, bitch.
Exactly what was your point? I do not deny I flamed some portions of the site but I was not banned for those. I was banned for my attacks on Mentalcase and yes he was indeed online. Don't fucking lie cunt. I know because he saw his name in the online status portion. Why would I post to a fucker who is not even online? Stupid bitch. I will deal with this when I get back. I noticed many words there were changed. Interesting that you edited my posts. Why the need to do so? Are you afraid someone may see the truth? Christ even I would never stoop so low. I am honest. Why lie unless one has something to hide? I have absolutely nothing to lie about bitch. I owned you and your entire site now shut the fuck up and fuck off. I'll be back.
Paladin
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Zodiac said:
You mean like you were going to post a browser-crasher to an Admin in Wordforge that Bad Dog sent you? Fucking MORON. I am BANNED from LoNaf. You do understand that means I cannot even enter their site? The account is banned so how the fuck am I going to access a fucking PM? Fuck you are stupid just like the Admins at Wordforge thought you were when you offered to pm them the browser-crasher. No wonder you fell for the browser-crasher I posted in here twice. Duh? Allow me to say this in a manner you can understand alright?
I
AM
BANNED
FROM
LONAF
Now do you understand why I cannot post proof? Fucking total MORON.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Also because it's a lie, but hey, follow your bliss...Paladin said:
Paladin
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Eggs Mayonnaise said:
Then post the PMs you little bitch. You are an Admin there after all are you not? True you are a whiny bitch Admin but an Admin all the same. Me telling you to go fuck yourself was too much. Waaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I want my mommy! He told me to fuck off! Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Rather makes me wonder how you would have reacted had I told you to go fuck yourself IN PERSON? I can guarantee you would be thoroughly cowed and slink away like the cowardly little cunt that you are.
Grammour Boy
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EXCELLENT THREAD, GUYS!!
KEEP IT GOING PLEASE.
KEEP IT GOING PLEASE.
Lilac
Luci ain't got nothin' on me.
As my girlfriend (yes, girlfriend. I suggest you find one) well knows, I'm fond of sayig 'Pointy and blunt'. You spent a solid 45 minutes (1530-1615) being a complete idiot (that post in QSF must have taken a good five minutes to type alone), then the rest of the time dinking around the arcade.Paladin said:
Don't worry, you would have been.
I have to have a cunt to be a cunt. Sorry, did I just shatter your dreams of lesbians having sex?
And he didn't even notice you until after the beamcannon was fired. But you're not privy to my sources; you're simply going to have to deal with the fact that Mentalist didn't even realize you were there flaming him until you were unceremoniously drop-kicked from LoNAF (you didn't even warrant an entry in the Warnings Utility).
To amuse yourself, to set up a troll, to... nah, it might give you ideas.
When I grow my tail and fur, lose my manhood and grow some teats, when I start wagging my tail and play fetch, then I'll be a stupid bitch. Even then, I'd still outclass you. A dog's life, you know?
I'm sure you will. Rather, this will deal with you.
I posted here what I saw there. I don't have access to change anyone's posts save in my forums. And I doubt the mods would do that.
Oh, we saw it all right. What a waste.
Don't make me laugh. A person using the name 'Lucifer' as their handle will be one of the last to be considered to have any integrity.
Again, you can do nothing but lie, so long as you embrace the 'Lucifer' moniker. The Prince of the Morning can try to tell the truth all he would like, but a lie, no matter how small, how insignificant, will taint the truth he tells.
Delusional ranting. Most of the members there haven't even acknowledged your existance, and those that have merely grunted, pining for the days when real trolls came through and got pwn3d by them.
Allow me to check where we are. Ah yes: In the speak freely forum at Troll Kingdom, the board which supposedly promotes free speech. I'm afraid you've no grounds to tell me to be silent. But go ahead, it merely undermines whatever impossibly small shred of credibility you might be desperately clawing for.
I can hardly wait for you to replace the handle of the shovel you've been using to dig the hole you're digging.
Donovan
beer, I want beer
Also, now that I am more or less playing for the home team, I should say that the return of Lilac and several others to Troll Kingdom has been a welcome sight. Your posts were always pretty entertaining, but I wasn't allowed to say that while under contract to Comicon...you understand.
Donovan
beer, I want beer
Lilac said:
I always know when Luci tries to flame me, even though he's on permanent ignore to ease the eyestrain: the little hairs on the inside slope of my furry, sasquatch-like butt stand on end. And when the ol' "sphincter sense" is tingling, you know an asshole is nearby causing trouble. It also causes my ass to go into Ultra-defensive mode when closeted ghey villains are about, so when Luci comes near there's a little slamming noise back there and my teeth rattle.
Fortunately, I get a lot of fiber in my diet so running out of "web fluid" is not a danger...