Eggs needs a snuggy intervention

[Dr Dave]

I'll get the straitjacket.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

What do you think a Snuggie is?

 

[Dr Dave]

A symbol of all that is bad in the world.

 

[Yub]

He'd look like some kind of monk, fuzzy Lucas beard, snuggie draped over his slightly portly frame...plus easy access to the back!

I mean, how can any of that be bad?

 

[Dr Dave]

Its all bad.

Its a snuggy it can't be anything but that.

 

[Gagh]

Darth Maul had a Snuggy.

 

[Dr Dave]

See even evil people like them, they know the product is evil.

 

[curiousa2z]

Are you kidding? That's what made him evil.

 

[Dr Dave]

It helped anyway.

 

[Yub]

There are millions of ducks worldwide without Snuggies. They are forced to put up with the the horrors of the cold leaking past their ineffective blankets or suffering annoyingly chilly temperatures when they want to go get themselves a coffee or fetch a snack. YOU can end the trials these ducks face on a daily basis for less than the price of a grilled cheese sandwich a day...Snuggies For Ducks is a internationally recognized charity helping ducks everywhere overcome the cold and start a better, warmer life. Please go to Snuggiesforducks.org and give generously or simply dig deep when one of our official door knockers calls at your home.

Snuggies for Ducks..giving the gift of true warmth.

 

[Dr Dave]

Another Internet scam is born. Poor form Yub, poor form.

 

[Loktar]

There are millions of ducks worldwide without Snuggies. They are forced to put up with the the horrors of the cold leaking past their ineffective blankets or suffering annoyingly chilly temperatures when they want to go get themselves a coffee or fetch a snack. YOU can end the trials these ducks face on a daily basis for less than the price of a grilled cheese sandwich a day...Snuggies For Ducks is a internationally recognized charity helping ducks everywhere overcome the cold and start a better, warmer life. Please go to Snuggiesforducks.org and give generously or simply dig deep when one of our official door knockers calls at your home.

Snuggies for Ducks..giving the gift of true warmth.

*donates a grilled cheese sandwich*

I can read between the lines. You care naught for the ducks. You just want a sandwich.

 

[Dr Dave]

I am surprised Yub would pull something like this.

 

[Loktar]

I am surprised Yub would pull something like this.

I'm not. I got suckered into his faux Tauntaun fur coat scam last time.

 

[Dr Dave]

Most unfortunate.

 

[Yub]

Those were real Tuan Tuan fur coats crafted by the honest hard working Ugnaughts of Ord Mantell!!

 

[Dr Dave]

Were not. They were made in china.

 

[Loktar]

Were not. They were made in china.

Yeah. And were made of slaughtered Jedi children armpit hair. You monster!

 

[Dr Dave]

My god...

 

[CaptainWacky]

And I thought they smelt bad on the outside!