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Elnidfse...

this forum needs some elnid right now
 
no
 
Whats my prize?
 
continued life
 
Thats what I retain. What do I win?
 
Me not wanting to kill you anymore
 
Sweet!
 
^this retarded convertation is one of the reason this forum needs elnid
 
Shut up, and get out of my thread you asshat.
 
Back in the fucking day, downloading shitty porn on my 24.4 modem from local BBSes, noticed that a lot of dudes in porn were going smooth, and that it made their junk look bigger. Having a fairly average dick (and a vast inferiority complex from watching too much porn), I was all about making my junk look bigger.

It fucking sucked. I was too much of a dumbshit to think of trimming with scissors first, and tried to shave pretty much like I'd shave my face (I was a hairy little bastard... had already been shaving for a couple years). I got about halfway done and was bleeding so much, I said "Fuck, this is apparently not how you're supposed to do it. I think I'll stop." Even now, the thought of that much blood dripping from my scrotum turns my stomach.

Itched like hell, and looked fucking retarded for months until it grew back roughly even. Not that anyone would have been in a position to see my lopsided nut-fro. I was fourteen or fifteen at the time, and I can't imagine a more pathetic hopeless virgin has ever existed than I was at that time.
 
^kekekekekeke^
 
lul
 
Gagh said:
He's in good company whenever you're around. I won't neg you though, because it's about a total & complete cunt. You...
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lol so you green me instead?
 
Oh hai J&L <3
 
Hiya SuN sweetheart! Welcome to my thread! :)
 
SuN said:
Back in the fucking day, downloading shitty porn on my 24.4 modem from local BBSes, noticed that a lot of dudes in porn were going smooth, and that it made their junk look bigger. Having a fairly average dick (and a vast inferiority complex from watching too much porn), I was all about making my junk look bigger.

It fucking sucked. I was too much of a dumbshit to think of trimming with scissors first, and tried to shave pretty much like I'd shave my face (I was a hairy little bastard... had already been shaving for a couple years). I got about halfway done and was bleeding so much, I said "Fuck, this is apparently not how you're supposed to do it. I think I'll stop." Even now, the thought of that much blood dripping from my scrotum turns my stomach.

Itched like hell, and looked fucking retarded for months until it grew back roughly even. Not that anyone would have been in a position to see my lopsided nut-fro. I was fourteen or fifteen at the time, and I can't imagine a more pathetic hopeless virgin has ever existed than I was at that time.
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Yeah I learned that straight out shaving makes it itch like the dickens the hard way too!

Now I only shave the equipment, and trim the area ;)
 
Dark Pickle said:
Yeah I learned that straight out shaving makes it itch like the dickens the hard way too!

Now I only shave the equipment, and trim the area ;)
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Yeah I also learned don't shave it in the winter. Makes it itchy and cold.
 
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