END THE DUAL JUNTA

[The Dork Lord]

Please add to the emigration list: Vizier Khalil's Dick, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, and Fake Henoch.

FAIR IS FAIR, DUAL

Why attack one member for having too many duals on the voting list, and not one with ALMOST AS MANY ACCOUNTS?!?!?

At LC's accts were MM APPROVED, not snuck in under our noses like Dual's were!

 

[The Dork Lord]

OR ARE YOU A HYPOCRITE, CONCHAGA???

 

[Dirk Funk]

Shenanigans!

 

[Douche Pukehole]

WE MUST FIGHT THE CONCHAGA-DUAL KARMA KARTEL!

 

[Loktar]

WE MUST FIGHT THE CONCHAGA-DUAL KARMA KARTEL!

WE MUST FIGHT THE PICKLE WHINY BITCH PATROL!

 

[Douche Pukehole]

What will it take to please you, Loktar? WHAT?

You don't like it when I'm against the election.
You don't like it when I participate.
You don't like it when i speak out against Love Child.
You don't like it when I support her.

I'm BEGINNING to think it's not anything to do with the election.
I'm BEGINNING to think you just don't like ME

*whines, bitches, then cries a little*

 

[Loktar]

What will it take to please you, Loktar? WHAT?

You don't like it when I'm against the election.
You don't like it when I participate.
You don't like it when i speak out against Love Child.
You don't like it when I support her.

I'm BEGINNING to think it's not anything to do with the election.
I'm BEGINNING to think you just don't like ME

*whines, bitches, then cries a little*

None of the above.

I'm just riding the waves of bibble and fake drama no matter how inconsistent or contradictory they may be.

Just continue being you is what would please me.

 

[Douche Pukehole]

I WISH I COULD QUIT YOU LOL

 

[Conchaga]

RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!!

 

[Douche Pukehole]

No amount of clever south park chops will save you this time!

 

[Loktar]

I WISH I COULD QUIT YOU LOL

I CAN QUIT YOU!

COMPUTER DELETE DOUCHE PUKEHOLE FROM THE PROGRAM.

COMPUTER END PROGRAM.

 

[The Dork Lord]

LIEZ

 

[Loktar]

TROOF!

DEAR DIARY

TODAY I QUIT PICKLE AND ALL THOSE NASTY FAKE GAY THOUGHTS ABOUT RAPING HIM AND SUCH. NOW I CAN CONCENTRATE ON MY LOVE FOR LOVE CHILD.

 

[The Dork Lord]

TROOF!

DEAR DIARY

TODAY I QUIT PICKLE AND ALL THOSE NASTY FAKE GAY THOUGHTS ABOUT RAPING HIM AND SUCH. NOW I CAN CONCENTRATE ON MY LOVE FOR LOVE CHILD.

Next day's entry:

DEAR DIARY

TONDAY, LOVE CHILD CALLED OUT PICKLE'S NAME IN BED, AND I MADE ME MISS HIM SO BAD! I THOUGHT ABOUT HIM ALL DAY! I WANT TO CALL HIM, BUT I'M MAKING MYSELF WAIT...OH SHIT! I'M CALLING HIM NOW!

 

[Loktar]

FUCK YOU! YOU THINK YOU'RE ALL THAT AND A BAG OF CHIPS BUT YOU'RE NOT!

 

[The Dork Lord]

FUCK YOU! YOU THINK YOU'RE ALL THAT AND A BAG OF CHIPS BUT YOU'RE NOT!

You're right.

I'm ALL THAT, a large order of fries, side salad, and medium coke

 

[Kitty]

and a nifty toy thatll break in a few days?

 

[Loktar]

You're right.

I'm ALL THAT, a large order of fries, side salad, and medium coke thats rancid and been sitting a dumpster for 6 months.

Yep.

 

[Kitty]

You two better fall back into love with each other right now. I think Im going be very sad.

 

[Loktar]

You two better fall back into love with each other right now. I think Im going be very sad.

I do love Pickle. Just not the way he wants me to. LOL.